caption contest

[Editor]

At first we thought this would be a good what is it contest, but who wouldn't guess - correctly - that this is what remains of Oracle's AC 17 wing? So of course it becomes a perfect caption contest. Have fun! Props to Anarchist Mariner.

 

[Multihauler]

That'll buff right out. ;-)

Cheers!!!

-MH

 

[hobie18rich]

Jimmy when it's back together you get your next check.

 

[jaysper]

Canoe body and Hulls - $8 Million.

Wing sail - $2 Million

20 Litres of super glue - priceless!

 

[atwinda]

Jimmy: yeah... no, mate- just take it to the panel beaters- nothing a bit of bob can't fix.

Or-

(Ala the jimmy/Larry faux phone call)

Jimmy- yeah... clearly the work of slingsby.

 

[Alysun]

Pass me the big roll of duct tape...

 

[kiwi_jon]

Ben, this is your wing and that's your boat.

 

[brokencarbon]

"This is why we can't have nice things"

 

[bad_burritos]

Broken Dreams

 

[mdaroca13]

I love trying to build a Lego set without directions

 

[Uneven Keel]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the Kings Horses and

All the Kings Men

Couldn't put Dumpty

Together

Again

 

[padams]

Skipper: "Well fuck...

My bad"

 

[gpoole]

Being as it's American, turn it into a gun!

 

[onimod]

shit happens

 

[The Advocate]

And coming up next on Air Crash Investigations......

 

[Uneven Keel]

RC to LE - Lazza, I guarantee by the time we have finished, TK will never notice.

 

[onimod]

JS: "blood designers...that'll teach 'em to give me a wing without lead element twist; let's see 'em try and put that one past me a second time...amateurs"

 

[nroose]

High Tide on the Beach

 

[phomchick]

Why the hell didn't you reef it?!? Oh, wait...