caption contest

[kent_island_sailor]

I am so going to ask that diver for a refund!

 

[burndoc]

Blackbeard's boat found

 

[Topmast]

Don King's new ride.....

 

[Lark]

Reynolds-Averaged Navier–Stokes computations are  not fully capable of considering both viscous and rotational effects of non laminar viscous flow on an efficient cruising hull in varied sea states.    I've developed my own model, "Random Unchecked Motion"  which shows that for classic Con Tiki style cruising non laminar enhanced turbulence is critical for maximum effective leeway and full utilization of available currents.   I chartered and specially outfitted test boat which recently completed a stealth cruise.   It conclusively proved my theories, and also showed the unexpected fringe benefit of sliding over Texas Reef without damage.   This allows the benefit of a robust semi custom Origami design to be realized in a flimsy fiberglass hull without expensive retrofitting.  The passive inertial dampening aspects of robust foliage growth also helps minimize seasickness.

 

[Lex Teredo]

"Carl's friends questioned whether he had actually read the section in his Melges 32 owner' s manual describing 'a fast racing bottom'." 

 

[Lex Teredo]

"BaltoPlate in the Chesapeake?  Sure.  It'll work just fine.  Just gotta remember to clean it every once in a while." 

 

[woudaboy]

Don't drag me down.

 

[kent_island_sailor]

"BaltoPlate in the Chesapeake?  Sure.  It'll work just fine.  Just gotta remember to clean it every once in a while." 

I quit buying the stuff when I realized I was diving just as often as if I had no paint at all

 

[RoyD]

This week's caption contest is brought to you by Zhik! And the best three captions, as judged solely by the ed after a three-day gin bender, each get unspecified, but surely cool Zhik swag. Get going!

0 knot shitbox

 

[proaudio22]

See, boats DO grow on trees!

When the mighty travel lift plucked this specimen from the water, the roots came out with it. 

 

[puffpuffpass]

That's one hell of a landing strip

 

[Emerson00]

I heard beards were in style?

 

[Cwinsor]

Winner

 

[PirateDave]

When Letterman retired and grew a wooly beard, his boat followed suit

 

[nolatom]

"Radical new bottom-treatment discovery gives amazing race results in following current with no wind!!!"

Subtitle:  "DDWFTTW"

(Get yours now--and if you order right away, we'll give you a *second* treatment FREE, you pay just "shipping and handling"!  Operators standing by..)

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[comcrudesgru8]

photoshop of Rimas boat and Clean's beard

 

[Norse Horse]

 

[Bcubed]

Carpet doesn't match the draperies.

 

[basketcase]

From the makers of chia pet.

 

[guerdon]

Vegan speed polish, formally used on French pros.