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[casc27]

Foiling multis, foiling monos, fuck that shit, Pabst Blue Ribbon and submersible hulls.

 

[DRIFTW00D]

Captain Schettinos' other boat.

 

[kiwichas]

Schooner owner 's eyes are closer together than his masts, simple physiognomy

 

[Wheezer]

Dive ,,,, dive,,, woops wrong boat.

 

[kiwichas]

but vot are you sinking?, mein herr

 

[Shamoo]

More outhaul...!

 

[zvikingz]

That's one wet ride!

 

[pacice]

Lower,   Lower,   We need to go lower.

Too Low, Up, UP, UP

 

[Salseml]

Sir.... Mast head check complete, next time bring the bosun chair.

 

[White Lightnin']

With our patented, military grade, digital camouflage paint. We guarantee your hull will disappear into the water around it!

WL

 

[nolatom]

"No, dammit, I said 'UPfucker!!"

 

[Strudel]

Scott's new chase boat.  I think it should keep up......... 

 

[EvaOdland]

A butt plug is not the same as a bung.

 

[PirateDave]

In stealth mode, we always win.  We never honor the marks and no one is the wiser

 

[benyo]

shithead bowman twisted the kite again..

 

[woudaboy]

Time to rename the boat "Sunset"

Is this what they mean by the 4th mode?

 

[Lex Teredo]

Well Carl, that's one way to get rid of boat spiders. Plays hell with the electronics though.

 

[Topmast]

"Are we there yet???"

 

[ajbram]

4th mode: A demonstration.

 

[ajbram]

"The new rating formula unduly penalized waterline length. We've optimized our rating and gained a ton of righting moment!"