Caption Contest

[TwoLegged]

And the winner of this year's Turner Prize is ...

 

[dolphinmaster]

looks like Dawg's Zap doing an inverse limbo!

 

[sailsd]

When I asked the yard to install that new canting rig this is not what I had in mind!

 

[167149]

fuel polishing................... roll ............ rinse.............repeat

 

[Pollination]

Sailing Yacht for Sale, Needs work, Deck in Good Shape. Suitable for Liveaboard on Land in a Boatyard near you!  Call for Pricing and Financing Details.  Interior has been inspected from the inside out. Might need new headliner. 

 

[Billy Bob]

I told the boat yard I wanted to fair the boat bottom by flipping the boat over. I left for a quick lunch, returned and saw that this was a job half finished! 

 

[cyclone]

Tom the lift operator can’t shake his obsession with Diabolo 

 

[maxstaylock]

That's the last time we let the bosses son drive the hoist, you would have thought he would have learned his lesson after the last 3 times.

 

[Baldur]

Now, we will demonstrate the fastest method to dewater the boat. 

 

[Ivan Cowstovsky]

Where is the F%$cking apprentice. I told to put the keel bolts not off!!... Little prick

 

[Loose Cannon]

Shake it one more time, we almost have all the loose change out of the bilge....

 

[Mark the Shark]

Good thing it didn't drop, the fenders are on the wrong side of the boat. 

 

[hmaxbrunner]

Time to have a little fun around here, we reckon. Have a good time with this one!

the self- righting test is supposed to be IN the water

 

[Foolish]

Shipping to Australia.

 

[Rain Man]

Hunter announces their latest advance:  keel-less yacht.  After popularizing the "no-backstay" design, Hunter realized that they could sell even more boats if they removed the keel as well, since no-one actually tries to sail their yachts.  This particular example shows what happens if you ignore the printed warnings on the boat and try to sail it.

 

[ExOmo]

What did I win and where's my prize?

 

[Sail4beer]

Hey! The Editor broke 1,000!!

Congratulations to Scott!!!

 

[huwp]

See this is what happens when you off set the companion way

 

[Marcocala]

Canting keel boat.

 

[LakeBoy]

Caption Contests are well and good but inquiring minds want to know.  What is the real story behind the pic?