Cawthorn Divorcing Wife After 8 Months Of Marriage

[jerseyguy]

The gal has a nice little figure. 

Do you mean her IQ?

 

[SloopJonB]

I might be willing to take a peek if Rep. Boebert is a participant.

The gal has a nice little figure. 

And apparently it fits well sideways across the seat of a pickup.

 

[Blue Crab]

Do you mean her IQ?

No no. But she has a bust, nice little legs in cowgirl boots, and she will put out in a truck cab. What's not to like?

 

[jerseyguy]

No no. But she has a bust, nice little legs in cowgirl boots, and she will put out in a truck cab. What's not to like?

Didn’t your mama warn you about girls like her?

 

[Bus Driver]

The gal has a nice little figure. 

Do you mean her IQ?

I'm guessing, like each of her measurements, her IQ is double digits.

 

[Steam Flyer]

No no. But she has a bust, nice little legs in cowgirl boots, and she will put out in a truck cab. What's not to like?

Didn’t your mama warn you about girls like her?

No warning needed. She is literally the dumb-as-a-stump truck stop waitress who gets your order wrong and acts pissy about it, because she makes her tips in the parking lot. God gave her those buck teeth for a reason.

Cute? Yes, but I've never been -that- desperate for sex with an attractive woman.

- DSK

 

[jerseyguy]

No warning needed. She is literally the dumb-as-a-stump truck stop waitress who gets your order wrong and acts pissy about it, because she makes her tips in the parking lot. God gave her those buck teeth for a reason.

Cute? Yes, but I've never been -that- desperate for sex with an attractive woman.

- DSK

Good because if you knock her up you won’t have enough $$$$ left to afford a single wide. And she’ll take your truck, gun and dog

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

It’s funny that Cawthorn conceded. Even he has more class than the Pride of the GOP. 

 

[Navig8tor]

It’s funny that Cawthorn conceded. Even he has more class than the Pride of the GOP. 

Conceding is for losers.

 

[Raz'r]

It’s funny that Cawthorn conceded. Even he has more class than the Pride of the GOP. 

Yep, Trump ain't gonna like that. Never give in, never surrender!

 

[Blue Crab]

Conceding is for losers.

It's a straight line.

 

[Navig8tor]

Conceding is for losers.

It's a straight line.

Not if you have a lawyer named Eastman.

 

[SloopJonB]

Good because if you knock her up you won’t have enough $$$$ left to afford a single wide. And she’ll take your truck, gun and dog

You should be able get a hit country song out of that experience.

 

[dacapo]

 

[Blue Crab]

Like Goodbye, Columbus on wheels without the literary aspects and Ali MacGraw. 

 

[dacapo]

Like Goodbye, Columbus on wheels without the literary aspects and Ali MacGraw. 

Maddie is gonna roll off into the sunset

 

[jerseyguy]

Maddie is gonna roll off into the sunset

But not until January

 

[Willin']

But not until January

True dat. There's still a lot of damage he can, and probably will just for spite, do before he rolls off the edge of the Earth.

 

[Blue Crab]

$174K per for this idiot.

$3350 a week. and he pays his COS $2400 a week.

We need competent oversight.

The 3 stooges in Congress and staff get over a M of our money per year. How many taxpayers does it take to cover this waste?

In sum the reps cost us, at minimum, $75M per year. Call me a congenital liar but I think we're getting hosed.

Raise yer hand if you didn't facefuck your male cousin last week while pocketing $3350 of taxpayer dollars. 

 

[Blue Crab]