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Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings





Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings[1] was a poet who wrote the worst poetry in the universe. In fact, her poetry is still considered to be the worst in the Galaxy, closely followed by that of the Azgoths of Kria and the Vogons, in that order.

She lived at 37 Wasp Villas, Greenbridge, Essex, GB10 1LL.[2]

Here is an excerpt of her poetry:



The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.


They lay. They rotted. They turned


Around occasionally.


Bits of flesh dropped off them from


Time to time.


And sank into the pool's mire.


They also smelt a great deal.







 
Au revoir, sayonara, goodbye, Scot Tempesta (a.ka. @Donald Trump's Cat's Ass). It's been a slice, yes?
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