Comparing-Contrasting Republicans and Shit

[00seven]

You don't seem to be as @GRUMPY as you used to be.

Well, you're still the smug, conceited, self righteous asshole you've always been

 

[Mrleft8]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd never thought of sending a box of chocolate covered turds to the loser guy! Yanno.... I could even get deer, and rabbit turds, dip them in dark chocolate, and then sprinkle them with a little sea salt....

 What a great idea! I may have to plan this for a Christmas sort of present.... Not just a random day.... Maybe mix in a few mint infused chocolate covered dates, just to round out the package..... Or wait! Maybe THC infused! Watch him go even farther out in space! HA! What a great Idea! OK who can I send these to that will then send them on to mar-a nogo? If it has my county postal address on it, I'll be picked up in a new york minute.

 

[Bus Driver]

Well, you're still the smug, conceited, self righteous asshole you've always been

Thanks.  Coming from the likes of you, I consider that to be a compliment.

 

[Bus Driver]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd never thought of sending a box of chocolate covered turds to the loser guy! Yanno.... I could even get deer, and rabbit turds, dip them in dark chocolate, and then sprinkle them with a little sea salt....

 What a great idea! I may have to plan this for a Christmas sort of present.... Not just a random day.... Maybe mix in a few mint infused chocolate covered dates, just to round out the package..... Or wait! Maybe THC infused! Watch him go even farther out in space! HA! What a great Idea! OK who can I send these to that will then send them on to mar-a nogo? If it has my county postal address on it, I'll be picked up in a new york minute.

Bake him a pie.

 

[Mrleft8]

Bake him a pie.

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I spent some time in Ontario, and Quebec learning how to be a canoe guide. (Long time ago)

 One of the other guys was a very fair skinned, wispy blond haired guy from Argentina named Horst. Horst was a bit of what you might call a..... "leech" A grubber, a sniveling oportunist.

 One day the trip leaders decided to give Horst a lesson. Along a portage trail they collected a dozen or so Moose droppings. Before dinner time, as we were setting up camp, and starting fires to cook, the word was passed  not to eat the "Swedish chocolates".... After dinner a plate was passed around the camp, with chocolate balls covered in (powdered milk) sugar. There was just enough for everyone to get one each.... A special treat from the owner of the outfitter company... But as the last person to be served, Horst found 3 chocolate balls on the plate. He grabbed them all and shoved them into his mouth and chomped down. And swallowed. And grinned, as we all laughed and thew our moose shit in to the fire. It took him a good few minutes to figure out that he'd just eaten a quarter pound of moose shit.

 

[benwynn]

When shit runs it makes a mess.  When Republicans run they make... 

Never mind. You were looking for a contrast. 

 

[Blue Crab]

If it has my county postal address on it, I'll be picked up in a new york minute.

The Biden banner on the flagpole ain't helping much, I'm sure.

I was briefly (seconds) thinking of a bumper sticker to show a little support for Joe but decided I'd rather have the rear glass without a bullet hole and spider webbing.

 

[00seven]

Thanks. Coming from the likes of you, I consider that to be a compliment.

I'm often recognised for seeing & pointing out the very best in people.

 

[Gouvernail]

Shit never denies being shit