Curious - How Old Is Everybody?

[arcpix]

71 but feel much younger. Became the eldest male ever, in the history of my entire family, three years ago. Both parents died around age 50 but grandmother lived into her 90’s so don’t know what to expect (other than hopefully surviving the current state of early stage Multiple Myeloma).

looks like we’re a bunch of old grumpiest but maybe we’re just the only one’s responsind to the question.

 

[Tax Man]

55 with 70 year old knees

 

[bmiller]

Two pages ago I thought of something truly remarkable to say, but forgot what it was by this page..............

 

[billy backstay]

The Doc was just starting and doing the stitchingwhen I arrived at Harborview's ER. The trauma surgeon was a very tiny Korean, maybe 4'11" tall at the most. I noticed she had very delicate hands as she was tying and impressively marrying up of the jagged edges of the injury with very uniform tiny sutures....... Today, one would be hard pressed to see any scarring.

I had a similar surgery around 50 years ago when I went through a car windshield and suffered facial lacerations requiring over 100 stitches. Fast forward to January 2 years ago when I had some internal surgery requiring a skin graft. I recognized the name and it was the same skin doctor, now 72 years old and still practicing now on my 65 year old body. He didn't look a day older than 50, but most other Docs I see look like Doogie Howser, as mentioned above!!

 

[Ed Lada]

55 with 70 year old knees.

I was in my 30s and had just undergone about my 8th or so surgery to repair a torn medial meniscus, which I had done sever times in both knees among other surgeries.

The orthopedic surgeon came to see me after the operation and said "There's the 38 year old man with the 80 year old knees." I've had new knees for some years now.

 

[veni vidi vici]

I know a surgeon socially. That's quite accurate.

Not Korean, but my old doc on Long Island had small young lady PA. She was doing my annual physical and when got the point of the old prostate check she asked me if I wanted the doc to do it. I told her "no, you have smaller fingers" 🤣

lol… going back about 15 years my beautiful Indian doctor asked if I minded a prostate exam, I said no have at it . Leaned over the exam table and dropped trou , I have not worn underwear since HS when surfing jams first hit the scene. I was pulling up my pants as she quickly left room and I can still see the shocked look on her face. My first prostate exam was from a fat finger male doc and I nearly pee’d on the floor.

 

[Ed Lada]

lol… going back about 15 years my beautiful Indian doctor asked if I minded a prostate exam, I said no have at it . Leaned over the exam table and dropped trou , I have not worn underwear since HS when surfing jams first hit the scene. I was pulling up my pants as she quickly left room and I can still see the shocked look on her face. My first prostate exam was from a fat finger male doc and I nearly pee’d on the floor.

I had a vasectomy done by a GP some years ago. She was in her early 30s and quite attractive. During the procedure she commented that everything down there looked like it was in very good shape.

I have to say, it wasn't an unpleasant experience in spite of the tugging and snipping.

 

[billy backstay]

I had a vasectomy done by a GP some years ago. She was in her early 30s and quite attractive. During the procedure she commented that everything down there looked like it was in very good shape.

I have to say, it wasn't an unpleasant experience in spite of the tugging and snipping.

After they finished up with the laser I said it smelled like a steak on the barbi!!!

 

[veni vidi vici]

I’ve stopped my “old man joke “
When the nurse , resident, does the preliminary Q&A before the doctor, my beautiful Indian doctor comes in, I’d say “ there sure are a lot of old people in this waiting room “
I am one now, with a small touch of comfort that there are still older folks in the waiting room 🙃

 

[Ed Lada]

After they finished up with the laser I said it smelled like a steak on the barbi!!!

Tube steak?

The doc cauterized mine with an electro-cautery device. She took about 1" off of either side, she told may wife that they would be highly unlikely to grow back, after that and ligating the ends. She joking offered to the pieces to my wife and asked if she would like to make earrings with them. We were having a grand old time, laughing and joking around. I think my wife wanted to be in the room to chaperone more than being interested in the procedure.

 

[LFL]

Tied with Shaggs!

53

Same.

 

[Vaeredil]

Wow, I knew I was among the younger members but I didn't think it skewed quite the way it does. Definitely explains a few quirks of the forum though.

I'm 27

Do I win a prize?

 

[veni vidi vici]

Wow, I knew I was among the younger members but I didn't think it skewed quite the way it does. Definitely explains a few quirks of the forum though.

I'm 27

Do I win a prize?

At 27 you should be living the prize !

 

[chester]

Don’t say that!
I’m female and only go out with younger men.

you didn't tell us yer age Lights, just sayin'

 

[chester]

Wow, I knew I was among the younger members but I didn't think it skewed quite the way it does. Definitely explains a few quirks of the forum though.

I'm 27

Do I win a prize?

ya, about 60 more years

 

[chester]

65 in March. 1958 was the very peak of the baby boom in Canada. the average births per woman just cratered thereafter. If i remember correctly from some research i did a number of years ago, it took until about 2008 for as many children to be born in one year as in 1958 and the country had grown from 18 million to 35.

 

[Not My Real Name]

I had a vasectomy done by a GP some years ago. She was in her early 30s and quite attractive. During the procedure she commented that everything down there looked like it was in very good shape.

I have to say, it wasn't an unpleasant experience in spite of the tugging and snipping.

Ah, nothing like the sight of a wisp of smoke rising from your junk.

 

[Raz'r]

into the 2nd half .....

Shit, starting my 7th (not 6th WTF) decade. So old I can’t count!

 

[Ed Lada]

Ah, nothing like the sight of a wisp of smoke rising from your junk.

Well, over the years many ladies have told me that I'm on fire down there!

That reminds me of the old National Lampoon magazine. They had the Foto Funnies which featured a rather well endowed young woman. One time she was in bed with some guy and after sex they were resting with the sheets pulled up below their chests and he asked her if she smoked after intercourse. In the next photo she is lifting the sheets and looking down. In the last photo she told him, "No".

 

[Ed Lada]

Wow, I knew I was among the younger members but I didn't think it skewed quite the way it does. Definitely explains a few quirks of the forum though.

I'm 27

Do I win a prize?

Yeah, grab some dog shit and get off my lawn punk!