Curious - How Old Is Everybody?

[Israel Hands]

Still want to fuck every day.

I voice the same sentiment here at the homeplace. Most days it gets a good laugh. It's the stony silence ones I don't like.

 

[SloopJonB]

My new ophthalmologist went to the high school I taught at. She started grade 10 two years after I retired. She finished high school, did an undergrad degree, did med school, and then residency (four years). I must be old!

Any way you look at it you are old - FFS your father was in a war that ended 105 years ago.

 

[Ease the sheet.]

I voice the same sentiment here at the homeplace. Most days it gets a good laugh. It's the stony silence ones I don't like.

You get used to it...

 

[SloopJonB]

Korean?
Small hands?

Smart - and delicate hands.

I had one take my gall bladder out a few months ago - best bit of surgery I ever had.

 

[Howard Juno]

63

 

[130lights]

56 here. Still want to fuck every day.

As you should!

 

[Israel Hands]

Never forget having to call my old man at the assisted living and give him down the road for propositioning the young ladies on staff. "They are going to kick you out if you keep it up, Dad." He was 93 at the time. "So you were the one chosen to bell the cat, were you?" was his reply. He knew my siblings would ask me to do it.

 

[Lark]

53. Three people retiring and thus suddenly becoming the old person at work is forcing me to accept this reality.

 

[billsreef]

Question: What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

Answer: God doesn't think he's a surgeon.

I know a surgeon socially. That's quite accurate.

Korean?
Small hands?

Not Korean, but my old doc on Long Island had small young lady PA. She was doing my annual physical and when got the point of the old prostate check she asked me if I wanted the doc to do it. I told her "no, you have smaller fingers" 🤣

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Nowadays 35 year olds were born in 1987.

 

[Point Break]

I know a surgeon socially. That's quite accurate.

I will add……trauma surgeons are a cut above “regular” surgeons in that aspect. I’ve known so many of them professionally and socially and they would agree…..in fact they’re proud of that.

 

[IStream]

53. Three people retiring and thus suddenly becoming the old person at work is forcing me to accept this reality.

For me, it was when I went to a thrift store to buy a stationary power tool they'd advertised on Craigslist. It was a great deal and I was thrilled I was able to jump on it before it got snatched up.

At the checkout, the woman asked me if I was 55 or older, in which case I qualified for their "Senior Tuesday" 25% discount. It turned a great deal into a screaming deal but it was also the worst best news I'd gotten in a long time.

 

[dacapo]

Nowadays 35 year olds were born in 1987.

That’s traumatizing

 

[Israel Hands]

Nowadays 35 year olds were born in 1987.

And we all know that the wildest, funnest times happened before that year

 

[Navig8tor]

63, I was once considered immature until I worked out that’s a word used by boring people to describe sailors and fun people.

 

[Lark]

For me, it was when I went to a thrift store to buy a stationary power tool they'd advertised on Craigslist. It was a great deal and I was thrilled I was able to jump on it before it got snatched up.

At the checkout, the woman asked me if I was 55 or older, in which case I qualified for their "Senior Tuesday" 25% discount. It turned a great deal into a screaming deal but it was also the worst best news I'd gotten in a long time.

One of the retirees was 89, Now nobody gets references to Monte Python, Mel Brooks movies or Blues Brothers. Fortunately classic rock endures.

 

[BoksNoRox]

66.5 In one week I get to experience the brave new world of Social Security and medicare. But my knees have survived 47 years of crawling on the loft floor and are still in pretty gopod condition.

 

[ShortForBob]

More or less retired, just beginning my third life and enjoying every single minute.



63

 

[Willin']

71, but if the new hips go in as planned this year my average body age should come down much closer to my emotional age.

What I once could do all night,
Now takes all night to do once!

 

[ShortForBob]

For me, it was when I went to a thrift store to buy a stationary power tool they'd advertised on Craigslist. It was a great deal and I was thrilled I was able to jump on it before it got snatched up.

At the checkout, the woman asked me if I was 55 or older, in which case I qualified for their "Senior Tuesday" 25% discount. It turned a great deal into a screaming deal but it was also the worst best news I'd gotten in a long time.

I'd love to know which evil little Boomer decided to make us all "seniors" ten years before our retirement age? Gotta be a trick in it somewhere.