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Zimbabwe: Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover

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"Cops and officers from Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority attended the scene and fired at the animal.

"The woman had already been killed. She had bloody bruises all over her body. Her neck and tummy had been mauled."

A man in the same suburb of Kariba was mauled to death a week ago, police said. They believed he was attacked on his way home from a nightclub and said it could have been the same lion that killed Mawera.

Locals are living in fear of further attacks, the news site added.

While big cat attacks in Zimbabwe are fairly rare, another took place near the Zambesi River in 2010, when a man was killed by a pride of lions while he was bathing.

Tourist Pete Evershed was using an outside shower when four or five lions attacked.

Eight villagers were killed over the space of two months and the attacks only stopped when a pride of lions was killed.

 

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Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
Evidently lions do not like when lovers have sex in a sideways position.

 

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Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
Evidently lions do not like when lovers have sex in a sideways position.
Do you think doggy style would have deterred the cat?
The lion would have asked to join in if they were doing it doggy style.

 

FlyingScot310

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Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
Evidently lions do not like when lovers have sex in a sideways position.
Do you think doggy style would have deterred the cat?
The lion would have asked to join in if they were doing it doggy style.
What would the lion have said it it was reverse cowgirl?

 

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Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
Evidently lions do not like when lovers have sex in a sideways position.
Do you think doggy style would have deterred the cat?
The lion would have asked to join in if they were doing it doggy style.
What would the lion have said it it was reverse cowgirl?

fuck me

 




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