Jules
Super Anarchist
Besides the toaster oven heat in the summer and the frightening experience of coming face-to-face with a Florida man or Florida woman, other reasons not to move to Florida are piling up.
If this winter is any indication of the future, summer in Florida will never end. Even long timers are complaining about the winter heat. I scheduled February as the month to do work on the boat too strenuous to do in the heat. So far those days have yet to arrive.
Of course, there's the algae blooms that can cause respiratory problems. And bacteria eating flesh in the water that seeps into cuts. Today there was an article in the paper about "absolutely unprecedented" mosquito swarms. I guess that's where those swollen bumps came from after an early evening sail.
I suppose I should also mention that when the citizens work their asses off to get popular legislation passed, and succeed, the legislation will fuck with it and effectively nullify it.
So if you're thinking about trading in that snow shovel for flip-flops and shorts, wait. Pretty soon, northern climes will be enjoying what used to be Florida weather. And no worries about Florida man sightings.
If this winter is any indication of the future, summer in Florida will never end. Even long timers are complaining about the winter heat. I scheduled February as the month to do work on the boat too strenuous to do in the heat. So far those days have yet to arrive.
Of course, there's the algae blooms that can cause respiratory problems. And bacteria eating flesh in the water that seeps into cuts. Today there was an article in the paper about "absolutely unprecedented" mosquito swarms. I guess that's where those swollen bumps came from after an early evening sail.
I suppose I should also mention that when the citizens work their asses off to get popular legislation passed, and succeed, the legislation will fuck with it and effectively nullify it.
So if you're thinking about trading in that snow shovel for flip-flops and shorts, wait. Pretty soon, northern climes will be enjoying what used to be Florida weather. And no worries about Florida man sightings.