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Blue Crab

benthivore
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Outer Banks
Here's a good/bad Florida bit. I report, you decide.

Two Trumper acquaintances are vacationing in a Sarasota RV park.

Word came yesterday that they'd purchased a smallish park model home but not the property it's sitting upon. Now that seems almost Trump-level stupid in itself but buying directly in front of an arriving hurricane?

Wow. Fools and money...
 

Steam Flyer

Sophisticated Yet Humble
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9,576
Eastern NC
boy, concientous drivers recognize challenging road consditions, slow down and use their flashers to alert other drivers and you guys get all nasty...there is just no pleasing you assholes!

:D

Having a car totalled by a driver who is not paying any fucking attention is a real drag.
Anybody who thinks I'm a jerk for hitting my blinkers (also known as "hazard lights") when I hit the brakes unexpectedly can go fuck themselves.
 

veni vidi vici

Omne quod audimus est opinio, non res. Omnia videm
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Having a car totalled by a driver who is not paying any fucking attention is a real drag.
Anybody who thinks I'm a jerk for hitting my blinkers (also known as "hazard lights") when I hit the brakes unexpectedly can go fuck themselves.
????
How do you do that
The hazard flashing is distracting in driving conditions that don’t need any more distraction
 

veni vidi vici

Omne quod audimus est opinio, non res. Omnia videm
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Be sure to flip during the eye wall passage

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Jkdubz808

Megatron
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Stuart, FL
boy, concientous drivers recognize challenging road consditions, slow down and use their flashers to alert other drivers and you guys get all nasty...there is just no pleasing you assholes!

:D
If by 'slow down' you mean 40 mph on I95, and turn flashers on which is against Florida law....then yes, I am the asshole :cool:
 

Talchotali

Capt. Marvel's Wise Friend
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Vancouverium BC
Florida (Wo)man - Chuck E. Cheese
Cat Fight X
Shots fired X
Car driven into building X
Alcohol Inferred, not specified

Via Foxy News:

Four taken into custody after fight, shooting at Florida Chuck E. Cheese

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Chuck E. Cheese on Saturday, Sept. 24, 2022.

No shooting victims located at the Brandon Chuck E. Cheese location, but vehicle did crash into business during the fight.

Pilar Arias
By Pilar Arias | Fox News

Three women and one man were taken into custody following a fight and shooting at a Florida Chuck E. Cheese.

The incident happened just before 5 p.m. Saturday in Brandon, the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says.

Deputies received multiple calls about shots fired near the pizza restaurant. Detectives learned an altercation took place inside the establishment, and a private security guard attempted to relocate the crowd involved outside into the parking lot.

As the involved parties were relocating, a woman allegedly brandished a firearm inside the Chuck E. Cheese vestibule. The security guard attempted to remove the firearm from her possession, but at some point, she lost possession of the firearm outside the business.

Another woman then picked up the firearm and shot at least one round into the air.

The shooter then lost possession of the firearm, and a third woman picked it up and placed it inside a light gray Chevrolet Traverse.

All three women are in custody. Another man was taken into custody for his involvement in the altercation.

Fight inside Florida Chuck E. Cheese spills outside into parking lot, where one shot was fired. (Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office)

Deputies did not find any shooting victims and said there was no threat to the public during the incident.

While the altercation was taking place, a white Audi crashed into the Chuck E. Cheese. Two women and a juvenile were taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. The man driving the car was also taken to the hospital. His involvement is unknown at this time.

"I am grateful that nobody was seriously injured as a result of this incident," Sheriff Chad Chronister said. "Thanks to the swift and considerable response from our deputies, we have been able to quickly track down those responsible and take them into custody while the investigation continues into what led to today's events."

The investigation is ongoing.
 
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SloopJonB

Super Anarchist
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Great Wet North
Here's a good/bad Florida bit. I report, you decide.

Two Trumper acquaintances are vacationing in a Sarasota RV park.

Word came yesterday that they'd purchased a smallish park model home but not the property it's sitting upon. Now that seems almost Trump-level stupid in itself but buying directly in front of an arriving hurricane?

Wow. Fools and money...
Never buy a home anywhere where there is a huge T in a circle in the parking lot.

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Pertinacious Tom

Importunate Member
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Punta Gorda FL
boy, concientous drivers recognize challenging road consditions, slow down and use their flashers to alert other drivers and you guys get all nasty...there is just no pleasing you assholes!

:D
That used to be illegal on all FL roads and is still illegal unless the speed limit is 55 or above.

The idea apparently used to be, if you see flashers, that's a STOPPED vehicle. Having it move was dangerous, so illegal. People didn't listen and used them like you say, so the law was partly changed.
 




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