Don't MoveTo Florida

[SloopJonB]

40 here, closer to the bay.

Cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra.

Pussy.

Around here people still wear shorts when it's 40.

It's been in the teens here the past few days.

That is cold.

 

[Fat Point Jack]

Piss off you worm.

I'm here because in January of 1985 it was 27 below in Chicago.

I got laid off in April and got the fuck out of there.

 

[Ed Lada]

Happy now? It's 33 under my stilt house.

Is it schadenfreude that I am basking in temps in the mid 40s almost 30 degrees further north than you? I'm kind of wishing we hadn't winterized the pool this year. Could be nice floating in the heated pool with a gin and tonic for Christmas.

Of course that climate change thing is all a hoax anyway.

 

[Snaggletooth]

Of course that climate change thing is all a hoax anyway.

No, the ChemTrailles alterred our envirmenttes chemistrey which ist nowe endothermic..... we'lle saive that foire anorthere daye in Conspirosey Anarchey......

Merrey Chrismas Mr Ed!

 

[Jkdubz808]

Fucking chemtrails...........they have also been the test format for controlling hurricanes for future use as weapons!

 

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

It was over 70 on my property yesterday afternoon While we got cars ready to go to the snow. Will be skiing this afternoon maybe but tomorrow for sure.

 

[Windward]

No, the ChemTrailles alterred our envirmenttes chemistrey which ist nowe endothermic..... we'lle saive that foire anorthere daye in Conspirosey Anarchey......

Merrey Chrismas Mr Ed!

Its the overuse of tinfoil as hats to ward off the Florida cold.

Climate change isn't a problem on the other side of the flat earth. I have it on good authority that all their problems have flipped to our side like a pancake on a hot (or cold) griddle.

The woke folks banished Aunt Jemima to the flip side.

Chemtrails-Schmelltrails... That was sooo 1980's

Happy Christmas to @Snaggletooth and @Ed Lada as well!

*** and get in the pool Ed... you lazy lump.

 

[Snaggletooth]

Happy Christmas to @Snaggletooth

Saime to you and youres!

 

[Ed Lada]

No, the ChemTrailles alterred our envirmenttes chemistrey which ist nowe endothermic..... we'lle saive that foire anorthere daye in Conspirosey Anarchey......

Merrey Chrismas Mr Ed!

Its the overuse of tinfoil as hats to ward off the Florida cold.

Climate change isn't a problem on the other side of the flat earth. I have it on good authority that all their problems have flipped to our side like a pancake on a hot (or cold) griddle.

The woke folks banished Aunt Jemima to the flip side.

Chemtrails-Schmelltrails... That was sooo 1980's

Happy Christmas to @Snaggletooth and @Ed Lada as well!

*** and get in the pool Ed... you lazy lump.

Tanks fellas. Merry happy Christmas.

 

[Jules]

Around here people still wear shorts when it's 40.

I haven't yet reached for long pants and it's been that cold here.

Last few days the weather has been like Chicago. I'm home!

 

[Pertinacious Tom]

I haven't yet reached for long pants and it's been that cold here.

Last few days the weather has been like Chicago. I'm home!

We're coming up on 5,000 posts on why you should leave and take it home with you!

 

[Jkdubz808]

We're coming up on 5,000 posts on why you should leave and take it home with you!

It could be 500,000 posts and people aren't going to listen. They still move down and bring with them their shitty driving habits, emotional baggage and northeast accents.

 

[Ed Lada]

It could be 500,000 posts and people aren't going to listen. They still move down and bring with them their shitty driving habits, emotional baggage and northeast accents.

You say that like it's a bad thing!

The ones smart enough to stay in the northeast are loving it. Hell, if I still lived there I would be helping them pack.

 

[Snaggletooth]

The ones smart enough to stay in the northeast are loving it. Hell, if I still lived there I would be helping them pack.

Ime am happey to helpe annybodey ......

 

[Max Rockatansky]

It could be 500,000 posts and people aren't going to listen. They still move down and bring with them their shitty driving habits, emotional baggage and northeast accents.

All I see here in the Keys are Midwesterners. Mostly Michigan, but quite a few Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Illinois

 

[SloopJonB]

All I see here in the Keys are Midwesterners. Mostly Michigan, but quite a few Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Illinois

How bad would a place have to be for people to think that moving the Floriduh would improve their lives?

 

[Not for nothing]

How bad would a place have to be for people to think that moving the Floriduh would improve their lives?

Interesting Question
I moved here in 2007, for one reason, to be warm, no snow,
The people I've met, no so good. and then the Nazi HOA's, people run to the HOA about a brush over 5' high, What a bunch of cowards.
Think to redo, I'd move out of the country, farther south, maybe eve back to nam, NZ or the like
My true friends are still in LI, NY.

Think in a few years gators will reclaim it here, as we slowly sink.

We need more Viagra, oh a mean sand

 

[Max Rockatansky]

How bad would a place have to be for people to think that moving the Floriduh would improve their lives?

Floriduh was ok before they moved here and brought their baggage, thus making FL like where they came from

 

[Snaggletooth]

Think in a few years gators will reclaim it here, as we slowly sink.

Thelle leave licke ratts to..........

 

[Snaggletooth]

Floriduh was ok before they moved here and brought their baggage, thus making FL like where they came from

'they' allwayes ruin evereythinge!