Don't MoveTo Florida

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

No.

If you need proof, watch 5 minutes of Honey Boo Boo.

HBB was alabama... 

 

[SloopJonB]

There's a difference?

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

There's a difference?

yeah, alabama is a lot prettier to dry through..

 

[Pertinacious Tom]

What'd I win ? 

Still waiting on other contestants but the machine showed up early this morning. It already killed a cabbage palm and hauled off a bunch of cut palmettos.

 

[Pertinacious Tom]

Pretty sure I'm going to like this attachment best of all...

 

[Dorado]

Ooooooh!

Tractor envy . . .

 

[Windward]

That is pretty cool...  A+ for the new toy.   Enjoy it.

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

Still waiting on other contestants but the machine showed up early this morning. It already killed a cabbage palm and hauled off a bunch of cut palmettos.

be careful, don't be like the guy who got his first beard trimmer..

 

[SloopJonB]

Where's the gun rack?

There's a real need for personal protection when clearing brush.

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

 

[Windward]

Where's the gun rack?

There's a real need for personal protection when clearing brush.

That, or one of those snake wrangling sticks with a loop on the end.  

 

[Blue Crab]

Gonna need a bigger stick: 

 

[Gissie]

Where's the gun rack?

There's a real need for personal protection when clearing brush.

Been clearing scrub during our lockdown. So pleased I live in a place where the only thing dangerous is my own stupidity.

Of course that does make it rather life threatening every time I go out...

 

[Fah Kiew Tu]

Been clearing scrub during our lockdown. So pleased I live in a place where the only thing dangerous is my own stupidity.

That's because you guys exterminated all the moas.

FKT

 

[Gissie]

That's because you guys exterminated all the moas.

FKT

Pity the original people didn't leave any for us white folk to snack on as we trampled them down.

Must have been like Fred Flinstone snacking on one of those drum sticks.

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

A man in Florida has been arrested after he was discovered quarantining on a shuttered Disney World island, telling authorities it felt like a “tropical paradise.”

 

[Dorado]

"Except for the rats. They got huge rats here. I  mean they're friendly enough, but it's still pretty creepy "

 

[slap]

"Except for the rats. They got huge rats here. I  mean they're friendly enough, but it's still pretty creepy "

Isn't that what the Burmese Pythons should be taking care of?

 

[Jkdubz808]

Isn't that what the Burmese Pythons should be taking care of?

Those bastards are more after small dogs and the cats.  The monitor lizards, however, love the rats.

 

[Jules]

A man in Florida has been arrested after he was discovered quarantining on a shuttered Disney World island, telling authorities it felt like a “tropical paradise.”

He was social distancing.  Now if he did that tomorrow, when the state largely reopens, then it's trespassing.