Don't MoveTo Florida

[MR.CLEAN]

Anyone start a "Guess Where the Next Pandemic Starts?" thread yet?

 

[Laurent]

Culex  lactator

Are you telling me that those mosquitoes are so big that you can actually MILK them????!!!!

 

[billy backstay]

Anyone start a "Guess Where the Next Pandemic Starts?" thread yet?

Florida? Nothing found in Google must yet....................

 

[Jules]

Hah! Newsflash! We're unlikely to get rid of feral pigs and lionfish either.

Ah, but lionfish are pretty good eating!

I saw a documentary about a couple of 20 something women catching lionfish and selling them to the local restaurants. They made a pretty good living.

 

[veni vidi vici]

Ah, but lionfish are pretty good eating!

I saw a documentary about a couple of 20 something women catching lionfish and selling them to the local restaurants. They made a pretty good living.

Did they pay quarterly earnings estimates?

 

[Jules]

Did they pay quarterly earnings estimates?

You will have to ask their agent at Charles Tuna Money Management. I hear Starkist is heavily invested.

 

[Pertinacious Tom]

Ah, but lionfish are pretty good eating!

I saw a documentary about a couple of 20 something women catching lionfish and selling them to the local restaurants. They made a pretty good living.

So are iguanas actually, as are iguana eggs.

I haven't had python but rattlesnake is yummy. Yummiest of all are pigs.

It's kind of surprising that we can't/don't hunt the pigs to near extinction. We did it to alligators without even trying that hard, with a lot fewer people.

 

[veni vidi vici]

So are iguanas actually, as are iguana eggs.

I haven't had python but rattlesnake is yummy. Yummiest of all are pigs.

It's kind of surprising that we can't/don't hunt the pigs to near extinction. We did it to alligators without even trying that hard, with a lot fewer people.

Gator is literally a sitting target

 

[White Lightning2]

Gator is literally a sitting target

Tell that to the guy upthread who got bit in the leg!!


WL

 

[Windward]

Need to have NASCAR roof pressure equalization flaps installed

What you need is to consult with Doug from SV Seeker.

He can design you a house that origami's itself smaller when the hurricane comes by, and like a turtle, folds up and has zero wind load.

He is the only resource you need for a completed project to spec.

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

Now that there's a teacher shortage in Florida and counties are recruiting teachers from Puerto Rico, what will become the primary language in Florida?

It will be either Cuban or whatever the current narco group is

 

[veni vidi vici]

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[Jules]

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That's outdated. There are no pythons, wild pigs, lionfish or Trump flags.

 

[veni vidi vici]

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Those were the days!

 

[Pertinacious Tom]

Gator is literally a sitting target

Well, yeah, but it's sitting in a swamp that's sort of hard to get to in places.

The iguanas are sitting in trees right in neighborhoods full of people. They could just step outside and pick them off. And I know some who do, but not many.

 

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[veni vidi vici]

Well, yeah, but it's sitting in a swamp that's sort of hard to get to in places.

The iguanas are sitting in trees right in neighborhoods full of people. They could just step outside and pick them off. And I know some who do, but not many.

Gators are everywhere there is a body of water these days

 

[Ed Lada]

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Is there something about the water in Florida that so many men obviously have small penises?

I'll bet when you buy more than 4 or more outsized outboard motors, you get a free .44 magnum too.

 

[slap]

Florida......

 

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