Don't MoveTo Florida

[veni vidi vici]

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[Talchotali]

Well at least somebody in the GOP Florida House establishment has a sense of humor...​

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When Florida State Rep. Will Robinson Jr. read a list of names into the record, he didn't notice that a joker slipped in "Anita Dick" and "Holden Hiscock." He read the names without blinking. Luckily, his utterances were recorded by the Florida Channel:​

So ernest

 

[veni vidi vici]

Threesome turns violent after woman mocks couple’s genitals

MARATHON, Fla. (WTVO) — A couple ended up in handcuffs — not the fuzzy kind — after inviting a “disrespectful” woman over for a threesome, according to police. According to the Monroe C…

www.mystateline.com

 

[billsreef]

Some interesting people live in the Keys...

 

[veni vidi vici]

 

[Blue Crab]

Ah, but lionfish are pretty good eating!

I saw a documentary about a couple of 20 something women catching lionfish and selling them to the local restaurants. They made a pretty good living.

I've eaten lionfish twice. It's a good solid white fleshed fish that tastes like chicken.

 

[Jules]

I would have surrendered rather than doing this

Florida man hides from cops in pile of insulation during attempted home burglary

The sheriff joked that Bruce Davis, 44, got himself “stuck in an itchy situation” in a press release about the encounter.

nypost.com

 

[Jules]

 

[Jules]

Florida man confronting black landscaper

 

[SloopJonB]

I would have surrendered rather than doing this

Florida man hides from cops in pile of insulation during attempted home burglary

The sheriff joked that Bruce Davis, 44, got himself “stuck in an itchy situation” in a press release about the encounter.

nypost.com

They should have made him wait a week for a shower.

 

[shaggy]

Florida man confronting black landscaper

It still amazes me that this shit actually happens.. I mean, WHY??

 

[Jules]

It still amazes me that this shit actually happens.. I mean, WHY??

Cuz whitey is skeered of everything

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

U.S.

Florida legislature legalizes concealed carry of loaded guns without a permit​

By Evan Rosen
New York Daily News
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Mar 30, 2023 at 7:23 pm



Florida’s Republican-controlled state legislature passed a bill Thursday, permitting the concealed carry of loaded guns without a permit.
The bill now goes to Gov. Ron DeSantis, who has stated previously his intent to sign the decision into law.
Under the current law, Florida residents who wish to carry a concealed firearm in public must first obtain a license from the state and go through a series of background checks.
The new law would cancel these measures, allowing anyone to carry a loaded weapon as long as they have a valid ID on them at the time, or risk a $25 fine. However, those barred from carrying or buying guns under other Florida laws would still be restricted.

 

[SloopJonB]

That place just gets better and better.

 

[Dilligaf0220]

Coherent explanation to 'Florida Man'

 

[Dilligaf0220]

That place just gets better and better.

Beats cops murdering an air traveller in an airport because he didn't speak english. Sowry, BC loses that one with your state police.

 

[LewSipfher]

Threesome turns violent after woman mocks couple’s genitals

MARATHON, Fla. (WTVO) — A couple ended up in handcuffs — not the fuzzy kind — after inviting a “disrespectful” woman over for a threesome, according to police. According to the Monroe C…

www.mystateline.com

Known as ‘frequent flyers’ in the system

 

[Jules]

Concealed carry of loaded weapons? Florida Freedom!

Banning books and firing teachers who teach history? Florida Freedom!

See, Florida really is all about freedom.

 

[SloopJonB]

Beats cops murdering an air traveller in an airport because he didn't speak english. Sowry, BC loses that one with your state police.

Bit early for stupidest post of the day.

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

Concealed carry of loaded weapons? Florida Freedom!

Banning books and firing teachers who teach history? Florida Freedom!

See, Florida really is all about freedom.