Drunken boat brawl in Tiburon (with video)

52 seconds till any bewbes ??? Weak
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casc27

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And this is why I never go sailing on opening day, during that k-boom nonsense, or when the blue angels are flying during fleet week. Every idiot with anything that floats is out there getting drunk. Good day to stay home and bb-q.

 

blackjenner

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This is exactly why I avoid packs of drunken boaters celebrating on the water. I'd really rather not have to explain to the nice policeman how that nice young man got so terribly injured falling down on my boat.

I mean, boats are dangerous.

 

shaggy

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Sigh.....

What ever happened to request permission to come aboard?? isn't there some sort of shoot first ask questions later law out there?? :lol:

On a similar note I booted a couple of non sailing aquaintences off during a kegger one summer. Neverr asked to come aboard, just jumped on midships and almost killed themselvs cause they did not notice the upper lifeline. Made the fuckers wait on the dock until I could find the boatswains whistle and call word to be passed... :D

 

pricet2

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Sailors and drunken asshattery. I am shocked, shocked!
Correction, power boaters and drunken asshattery boarding a sailboat. Since my (sail)boat is considered a second home, doesn't that mean I'm free to put my winch handle through their skull? Just have to do it before they get over the toe rails. Love Sam's, just not on Opening Day, Holidays or Saturday's.

 

Ed Lada

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Sailors and drunken asshattery. I am shocked, shocked!
Correction, power boaters and drunken asshattery boarding a sailboat. Since my (sail)boat is considered a second home, doesn't that mean I'm free to put my winch handle through their skull? Just have to do it before they get over the toe rails. Love Sam's, just not on Opening Day, Holidays or Saturday's.
Well if you live in Florida you can always stand your ground and shoot the motherfuckers.

Of course I stand corrected, we all know power boaters are loud, obnoxious, hard drinking, living on the edge, anarchist types, er I mean Neanderthal types, whereas sailboaters are soft spoken, well behaved, gentle teetotalers. Of course power boats, much like their owners are loud, smelly, disruptive and ugly, whereas sailboats, especially racing sailboats are quiet, graceful, gentle, beautiful pieces of carbon fiber art. That is why this website is so renowned for its polite, erudite discussion of all things sailing.

 

Touch of Gray

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You'd at least think they'd fight like sailors. That was pathetic.
Fukin' generation X or whatever they are nowadays.
Prolly "Millennial's" "The generation which came of age in the 21st century. They're fond of tattoos and body piercings and spend all of their time exchanging pics of their latest drunken blowout on Facebook or Myspace."

Several apparent here (LH, DDE, One eye Jack, +++)

 
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