Blue Crab
benthivore
GQP ... Does the Q stand for queer?
Election 2024
- Thread starter Ishmael
- Start date
Dog 2.0
Super Anarchist
- 6,252
- 1,204
Cornel's in ... Seems like a real nice guy. Saw him recently on Nassau St. in Princeton walking and smiling to everyone.
www.politico.com
Cornel West announces he's running for president
"I have decided to run for truth and justice, which takes the form of running for president of the United States as a candidate for the People’s Party,” West said.
www.politico.com
Blue Crab
benthivore
An ego trip that won't end on PA Ave.
Dog 2.0
Super Anarchist
- 6,252
- 1,204
Yeah, but it could influence who does.
(The Borowitz Report)—Mike Pence fled a high-school auditorium in terror after a campaign rally in Iowa drew no one but a solitary woman.
The nightmare scenario for Pence unfolded after he walked out to the podium, scanned the audience, and realized he was alone in the auditorium with a female.
“All the color drained from his face,” a campaign aide said. “Mike was even whiter than usual.”
Pence hyperventilated for several minutes backstage before cancelling his schedule for the rest of the day.
“That was a darn close call,” he reportedly told aides. “I’m never leaving the house again without Mother.”
The nightmare scenario for Pence unfolded after he walked out to the podium, scanned the audience, and realized he was alone in the auditorium with a female.
“All the color drained from his face,” a campaign aide said. “Mike was even whiter than usual.”
Pence hyperventilated for several minutes backstage before cancelling his schedule for the rest of the day.
“That was a darn close call,” he reportedly told aides. “I’m never leaving the house again without Mother.”
Bus Driver
Bacon Quality Control Specialist
Could he have remained if Mother were the chaperone?
threesome? ewwww
Steam Flyer
Sophisticated Yet Humble
I hope Republicans are funneling him Bloomberg-level financing. He'd attract more Democrat votes if he claimed to be the reincarnation of JFK
He might get the weird trumper votes if he claimed to be the reincarnation of JFK Jr.
SloopJonB
Super Anarchist
What do the other Kennedys have to say about him?
Is he persona non grata at the Hyannis compound?
Cal20sailor
Super Anarchist
Has he drowned any mistresses....yet?
Sol Rosenberg
Girthy Member
The only thing that will prevent Trump from winning the nomination would be switching parties.
Violating the espionage act? Nope. That will improve His primary polling.
Conspiracy to obstruct? Same.
Making false statements? Shit, that makes Him even more of a role model for our bullshitters.
Violating the espionage act? Nope. That will improve His primary polling.
Conspiracy to obstruct? Same.
Making false statements? Shit, that makes Him even more of a role model for our bullshitters.
Mrleft8
Super Anarchist
RFK Jr. was a neighbor for a while. He was actually quite friendly. His wife was a bitch on wheels.
But, he's changed in the years since then (25+) Right now I think it very likely that his father, his uncles, and aunts would all be terribly embarrassed, and somewhat ashamed of him.
He's perfectly right to have his oppinions, but his wild accusations are somewhat Tucker Carlson-ish.
But, he's changed in the years since then (25+) Right now I think it very likely that his father, his uncles, and aunts would all be terribly embarrassed, and somewhat ashamed of him.
He's perfectly right to have his oppinions, but his wild accusations are somewhat Tucker Carlson-ish.
Bus Driver
Bacon Quality Control Specialist
Maybe one was just gonna watch. My money is it being Mike.
Cal20sailor
Super Anarchist
Trump would win the nomination if he died tomorrow. I want him in the race as long as possible, he'll emasculate DeSantis and the others and has no chance of winning the General election. How will the Independents view his naughty list? How has he improved his standing with female voters, you know, the voters that won the election for him in '16. Roe v Wade will hurt the GOP across the board, and it wouldn't surprise me if he softens his position as again, he won't lose his base and needs to pick up votes in the middle.
Cal20sailor
Super Anarchist
While wearing Mother's clothes.
Blue Crab
benthivore
Certainly her unmentionables altho I'm mentioning them. I'm enjoying Mike's riding that Harley ... his team surely thinks the Harley out trumps Joe's Trek. And it does for that solid block of tattooed rugged individuals that dress alike. I don't see Mother riding bitch, tho I'd love to.
Steam Flyer
Sophisticated Yet Humble
Mother's delicate little taint is not made for the rough ride on a motorcycle seat.
At least, Mike believes that.
