Epic Tales of Young and Stupid

unShirley

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I'll go first. We sure are lucky to survive our youth.

An old friend, Mike, is writing his memoirs of attending UCSB in the mid and late 70s. He is going to include the following article about the maiden voyage to Santa Cruz Island on board the Tremolino trimaran, Sweet Thang, that another other old friend and I bought together. We took delivery of it during Spring Break of 1980 and owned it for 13 years. So, here is Mike's description of that trip. HIs nickname for me is Zeke .

Probably the last trip I made out to the islands during college was with Bob (aka ‘Zeke’) on his new ‘Tremolino’ kit boat. The kit contains a center hull that is like 23’ long and the associated hardware to add it to a Hobie 16 catamaran.

As I mentioned, weather forecasting was pretty primitive back then and we were surf-crazed anyway. It was during spring quarter (probably April or May) which is always the WORST time to go across the channel because of the wind. There was a big swell running and we decided to try to make it to Chinese for a surf between wind events. So we took off from SB harbor early one morning with nothing but a compass and a wrist watch for navigation. No VHF, maybe a portable weather radio, and a 4hp auxiliary motor that we ran on the way out in the fog before the wind came up. At one point in the fog we heard a ship’s fog horn. It sounded way off in the distance so we didn't worry about it. A few minutes later we heard the fog horn again. But this time, it sounded much, much closer. So, we did start getting a bit concerned. Then we heard it a third time and it sounded like it was right on us at which time we got downright scared. But, seconds later, we sailed into a clear patch (out of the fog) and there was a tanker passing by in front of us about 300 - 500 yards away. Sheesh! By the time we approached Santa Cruz island the fog lifted, and the wind started ripping so we changed course and dove into Pelican bay for shelter.

That afternoon it was full whiteout, NW wind conditions in the channel and here we are on a little trimaran. Stuck, nothing to do but settle down and wait for a weather window to try to get back to SB. We nicknamed the boat the ‘Coffin’ because to sleep there were two hammock style berths one in the front and one in the back in the center hull just wide enough to slide into thru a deck hatch. That night I was in the back ‘coffin’ and I heard a thump on deck. I stuck my head out of the hatch and there was a little seal sitting on the back of the boat like 2 feet from my face. Scared the crap out of me.

We got up the next morning and the channel was still all haystacks so we just went hiking and goofed around on the island, partied and ate tons of food. Hunkered down again that night in the anchorage while it raged out in the channel. Then it started raining on us overnight. Perfect.

The next morning we got up at dawn and the channel was still ripping and overcast and drizzly but it looked a little better so we decided to give it a try. We reefed the main down but as soon as we poked out around the point and into the wind the reef points started to rip out since we didn’t do a proper job securing them, rookie mistake (note: you can see the repairs on the reef points done later in the pic above). So we flipped back around into the anchorage, shook out the reef, and headed back out into the storm under full sail.

There were like 6-8’ combo wind/ground swells rolling down the channel and full whitecapping conditions with probably 20 -25 knots of wind and we were broad reaching and just about literally flying in the multi-hull. We are huddled up on the high side on the trampoline with no harnesses just hanging onto the shrouds with the proverbial white knuckles. We were essentially beam to the swells and we would charge up the face diagonally, hit the crest, and fly down the back side as the swells crossed us. At one point I had to take a dump from all the food we were eating and climbed down and hung it off the low side transom. Lucky I didn’t fall overboard with that stunt because no way could Zeke have turned the boat around and picked me up!

Long story short, after a thrilling and terrifying ride we didn’t capsize and coasted back into SB harbor safe and sound. We eased up to the dock at the launch ramp (the boat was trailerable) in the early, gray and drizzly morning and there was one old crusty commercial fisherman tied up on the other side of the dock working on his gear. He took one look at our motley crew and growled “where the hell did you guys come from?” We told him from Pelican bay and he couldn’t believe anyone would be nuts enough to go across the channel in that weather. We asked him what time it was and he said “8 am!” We had woken up at ‘first light’ (like maybe 5:45) and by the time we left the bay for the second time it was probably about 6:00 at the earliest so we had made the transit in about 2 hours max. We didn’t have a speedometer of any sort, but I’m guessing we hit 20 mph several times and averaged an amazing 13 mph for the transit. The last third of the way the wind backed down significantly. So, on the outside part of the channel we were probably averaging around 15 – 17 mph. That has to be some kind of record in a Tremolino??? Where’s Guinness when you need them?

That is one of my many stories of surviving being young and stupid, what do you got?
 
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huey 2

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mckenzie.keith

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I don't think I have any stories that good. But I did go out under the golden gate bridge once in an FJ with my cousin. We didn't do it on purpose. He misread the tide table. I was probably 14 years old. He was older.

By the time we realized we were in a strong ebb, it was too late to make it back and out we went. We sheltered out of the ebb to the south (on the city side) and tried to get around the south tower, then slowly got washed out, then went and did it again. Over and over. Until some stranger in a power boat towed us in. We weren't distressed and we probably could have just kept doing that until the tide changed. But we had no food or water with us and no navigation or communication equipment. I think we were wearing wetsuits. I don't remember being cold.
 

ALL@SEA

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Nothing sailing related really springs to mind, not life and death. A few time I found myself out in surf well beyond my abilities, but always made it back. I probably don't know how close I came to life threatening situations being young, drunk and stupid, and wouldn't remember them anyhow - too many memories erased through overindulgence.
 
Not young but still stupid.

I had participated in a couple of the early Texas 200's in my homebuilt P52 proa then sold the boat and was going to build something out of better than $10 plywood. In the meantime I missed doing the 200 and convinced myself that it would be fun to do the deal in my 14' open canoe. New carbon fibre mast, 27 s.f. lug rig out of 2 oz ripstop dacron with 3 jiffy reefs, leeboard and rudder; I was ready to trial it out.

Sailed quite a bit, stealth camped a couple of times and thought I was ready to go.

Launched from a boat ramp on Padre Island, it was apparent in short order that this was not going to be fun. Slower and unable to move around I finally made it to Port Mansfield after dark and collapsed. Second day up the Land Cut was better but still slow and not much fun.

As is typical in South Texas the wind often picks up during the day and blows like stink. Up to the end of the Land Cut it was blowing like stink and I stopped at the last bit of spoil on the windward side of the Cut and looked over a sea of white caps roaring up Baffin Bay. I knew I'd never make it across the bay and my choices were to hunker down and wait for the wind to subside whenever that might be, or paddle across about 8 miles of flats to the lee of the barrier island and mosey along the protected shore back to civilization.

The paddle across the shoals to Yarborogh Pass was the hardest thing I've ever done physically. The water was shallow so waves weren't that high, 2' +/-, but damn they were steep. If I got turned parallel to the waves I'd be rolled for sure and too steep into the waves and I'd bury the bow of my overloaded canoe. Paddle. paddle on, never miss a stroke all on one side. A quick glance at the gps on occasion to check my crawling progress. I also bitterly remonstrated myself for cheaping out and building a straight bladed four wheel drive paddle rather than a more efficient bent shaft.

Eventually I could make out the shoreline at Yarborough Pass and there were two boats pulled up, Chuck and Sandra's Caprice and John Wrights Laguna. I got a ride with Chuck and Sandra, towing my EasyB canoe behind Caprice. It was an adventure in it's own right, EasyB carried a green indented spot on it's port gunnel (the 'Caprice crease') until the tornado took the boat away. I think it was the last time Sandra sailed with Chuck on the 200.

I got a ride with John in the Laguna from the next campsite to Snoopies where Susie me rescued one more time from my old man adventures.
 
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floater

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sailed a busted old sol-cat out to Avalon in my early 20's with a high school buddy. small craft warning on the way over, but the wind died about a mile out - so we drifted around until we finally made it in and just clung onto the pier wondering what to do next. the lifeguards came over and asked us wtf we were doing:
"you can't do that. you can't be here.."
"uh. we just sailed here?"

it was late afternoon/evening. we were obviously just winging it on a shitty old boat - so they weren't about to make us sail the channel again. result: they grumbled, shrugged, and gave us a beautiful empty mooring 2nd row off the beach (we had sleeping bags for the tramp). likely will never get such a nice spot there again.

- pissed them off again when we just swam on and off the boat, clothes over our heads, treading water to the beach: "you can't do that!". again, all we could do was shrug and "what else are we supposed to do?" lol.

irresponsibility can be an asset.

- a cruising couple couldn't believe a little lake cat had moored next to them - and they invited us over for hamburgers. they had a beautiful boat (seemed like the salon table was in the stern cabin - not sure what it was - but it seemed big and lots of teak. perhaps Taiwanese?). never forget that meal.
 
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unShirley

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- a cruising couple couldn't believe a little lake cat had moored next to them - and they invited us over for hamburgers. they had a beautiful boat (seemed like the salon table was in the stern cabin - not sure what it was - but it seemed big and lots of teak. perhaps Taiwanese?). never forget that meal.
The story above was the maiden voyage of Sweet Thang, but I took her across the channel to surf the backside of Santa Cruz several more times. Never did go again during a Small Craft Advisory, though. On one trip with my girlfriend we were anchored at the well known surf spot. Few boats stay there overnight, but we did as did a 50' ferro cement ketch with a young couple aboard. As the sun set, they took pity on us and invited us over for dinner. We had an excellent meal with wine and very friendly, entertaining company. Well after dark they dinghied us over to the Sweet Thang. A sundowner offshore started up while we were busy pulling stuff out of the coffins so we could slip in and sleep. I heard a shout from the ketch, looked up and saw that we were suddenly dragging anchor after having stayed put all day. I quickly let out more scope until the Bruce set again. Who knows where we would have ended up if they hadn't alerted us. Costa Rica?

Cruisers taking pity and offering comfort to young and stupid adventurers on inadequate craft is a beautiful phenomenon of the Sailing lifestyle. I, too, have never forgotten that meal or their generosity .
 

floater

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the funny thing is - and it only just now occurred to me - is that I compare every hamburger ever since to that one. how can it get better than fresh off the grill on a boat in Avalon harbor after a long day on the water? lol.
 



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