espo is a dick

[pitman260]

After 2005, they timed the tides with the racing, ebb tide in the morning and flood in the afternoon.

Must be some pretty powerful people to have timed the tides to coincide with scheduled races. Or, perhaps, it was the other way around.

And YOU ARE??????

Speak up, John. I can't hear you.

South Carolina is God's country--they put in a order for the tides--and the Lord and Savior makes it happen. Not like in the Godless North East!

 

[Squalamax]

Pitman speaks the truth, they also ordered up thousands of beautiful blond southern women, who just happen to go to college there.......Now that's Gods country.

 

[pitman260]

Pitman speaks the truth, they also ordered up thousands of beautiful blond southern women, who just happen to go to college there.......Now that's Gods country.

Be careful Squally--I hear your wife is WICKED SMAAHT!--She will catch you!

 

[SailRacer]

I just did my 'expences' for 36 hrs in CHS.

It was FUN. Not sure where the $ went though.

Sail Safe!

 

[pitman260]

I just did my 'expences' for 36 hrs in CHS.

It was FUN. Not sure where the $ went though.

Sail Safe!

What were you spending money on at Charleston High School? (CHS???)--if you mess around with high school girls you will get locked up--and I will get a call to bail you out. BE CAREFUL!!

 

[SailRacer]

Thanks for the offer Neil. at this rate, I may just have one attorney in each state on the USEC (some for road violations etc.).

In reality, this business of keeping vendors (Stevedores,Port Authority,Ship Agents) in line, is really tough business.

Looking forward to CRW again.

Sail Safe

 

[jesposito]

We need a thread that SOLO is gay or the biggest Douche on this site

even if i was, i don't date italians.

s.

Good, I heard that, just other Soviet fags

 

[jesposito]

We need a thread that SOLO is gay or the biggest Douche on this site

even if i was, i don't date italians.

s.

Good, I heard that, just other Soviet fags

espo, go to your local libery and search for newspapers from 1992 or so. Soviet Union is no more! i know, i was just as surprised as you are when dopo told me about it.

s.

I guess what ever you want to call it now, you can just be classified as a glorified Mexican

 

[sailman]

We need a thread that SOLO is gay or the biggest Douche on this site

even if i was, i don't date italians.

s.

Good, I heard that, just other Soviet fags

espo, go to your local libery and search for newspapers from 1992 or so. Soviet Union is no more! i know, i was just as surprised as you are when dopo told me about it.

s.

They just rebranded. <_<

 

[crashtestdummy]

Yeah good Idea, did Espo do Key West?? i didn't see Hustler on the sheet, did he go for a romp in a J105 again this year??

He was on a J-29 that got beat (a few times) by an O'Day 40. They wound up beating the O'Day by a half-point for the week, so he's got that going for him.

Yep. I was on the water shooting with Sharon Green and that was the only boat all week to throw foul language in our direction. So now I know why they say espo is a dick.

View attachment 99475

Were you the idiots in the dark blue picknick boat with the outboard crisscrossing the racecourse?.......that wasn't espo, that was me that threw foul language your way. :angry:

We had a muzzle on espo, or he would have chimed in also :lol:

Ira,

As I told Espo, sacrificing a full beer and tossing it at the offending boat/helicopter goes a along way towards them giving you a wide berth.

I don't think Espo is up on his malaria shots so Charleston is out.

Will Museler

Good advice Will. We had plenty of beers onboard, so sacrificing one wouldn't be that bad.

Not sure Crashtestdummy would agree Ira

Seefest with no beer=Seefest racing without me.

He better not follow his idol on the theory of no beer

 

[Squalamax]

Yeah good Idea, did Espo do Key West?? i didn't see Hustler on the sheet, did he go for a romp in a J105 again this year??

He was on a J-29 that got beat (a few times) by an O'Day 40. They wound up beating the O'Day by a half-point for the week, so he's got that going for him.

Yep. I was on the water shooting with Sharon Green and that was the only boat all week to throw foul language in our direction. So now I know why they say espo is a dick.

View attachment 99475

Were you the idiots in the dark blue picknick boat with the outboard crisscrossing the racecourse?.......that wasn't espo, that was me that threw foul language your way. :angry:

We had a muzzle on espo, or he would have chimed in also :lol:

Ira,

As I told Espo, sacrificing a full beer and tossing it at the offending boat/helicopter goes a along way towards them giving you a wide berth.

I don't think Espo is up on his malaria shots so Charleston is out.

Will Museler

Good advice Will. We had plenty of beers onboard, so sacrificing one wouldn't be that bad.

Not sure Crashtestdummy would agree Ira

Seefest with no beer=Seefest racing without me.

He better not follow his idol on the theory of no beer

Espo,

You heard it from the horses mouth. No sacrificial beer.

Thats ok, we'll just stop at South of the Border for some bottle rockets. I'm sure Alden can rig up some slick rig for accurate aim.......that ought to deter the photo boats!

 

[Old Man On The Bow]

Pitman speaks the truth, they also ordered up thousands of beautiful blond southern women, who just happen to go to college there.......Now that's Gods country.

You must not have been there before, CRW is blessed with most gorgeous brunette's than any place, this is one that leaves the blonds standing as brides maids, for a change.

Looking forward to it again.

Regards

 

[jesposito]

Yeah good Idea, did Espo do Key West?? i didn't see Hustler on the sheet, did he go for a romp in a J105 again this year??

He was on a J-29 that got beat (a few times) by an O'Day 40. They wound up beating the O'Day by a half-point for the week, so he's got that going for him.

Yep. I was on the water shooting with Sharon Green and that was the only boat all week to throw foul language in our direction. So now I know why they say espo is a dick.

View attachment 99475

Were you the idiots in the dark blue picknick boat with the outboard crisscrossing the racecourse?.......that wasn't espo, that was me that threw foul language your way. :angry:

We had a muzzle on espo, or he would have chimed in also :lol:

Ira,

As I told Espo, sacrificing a full beer and tossing it at the offending boat/helicopter goes a along way towards them giving you a wide berth.

I don't think Espo is up on his malaria shots so Charleston is out.

Will Museler

Good advice Will. We had plenty of beers onboard, so sacrificing one wouldn't be that bad.

Not sure Crashtestdummy would agree Ira

Seefest with no beer=Seefest racing without me.

He better not follow his idol on the theory of no beer

Espo,

You heard it from the horses mouth. No sacrificial beer.

Thats ok, we'll just stop at South of the Border for some bottle rockets. I'm sure Alden can rig up some slick rig for accurate aim.......that ought to deter the photo boats!

We can use soda!!

 

[Vin]

Jeeesus christ. What the hell is this seefest / hustler love fest going on? This makes me want to vomit. The two of you need to get a room. This is making the deathbedfarr 30 look better every day. What happened to wishing black death upon competitors? I suppose you are going to tell me that no black was worn on the boat last week?

You two are getting soft.

 

[RandyNJ]

I just did my 'expences' for 36 hrs in CHS.It was FUN. Not sure where the $ went though.

Sail Safe!

What were you spending money on at Charleston High School? (CHS???)--if you mess around with high school girls you will get locked up--and I will get a call to bail you out. BE CAREFUL!!

So what do you charge those girls for lessons? And do they pay extra to watch you lick your eyebrows?

 

[Furkolkjaaf]

I havent the pleasure to know the esteemed mr Espo but given the length of this thread he must be someone

 

[Evo]

I havent the pleasure to know the esteemed mr Espo but given the length of this thread he must be someone

some say he is the stig. no one really knows

 

[sailman]

I havent the pleasure to know the esteemed mr Espo but given the length of this thread he must be someone

some say he is the stig. no one really knows

Some say he is made of cheese and is also the man in the moon.

 

[Bus Driver]

Make sure you guys get the pecking order right in this love-fest for all things Espo -

T. Hutch is the man.

Chuck Norris aspires to be T. Hutch.

Espo aspires to be Chuck Norris' personal assistant.

 

[sailman]

Make sure you guys get the pecking order right in this love-fest for all things Espo -
T. Hutch is the man.

Chuck Norris aspires to be T. Hutch.

Espo aspires to be Chuck Norris' personal assistant.

Don't let Chuck Norris find out about this thread.

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Some say the Stig may be Chuck Norris

Let's see your boy Hutch stack up to that!