Chris in Santa Cruz CA
Super Anarchist
I forgot about that!
FBI storms Mar a Lago
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(The Borowitz Report)—Mike Pence has revealed that he often hid behind classified documents to prevent women who were not his wife from lusting after him.
Speaking to reporters outside his home in Indiana, Pence said that his “greatest fear” was dining alone in a restaurant and being accosted by women “hellbent on seducing me.”
“Whenever possible, I’d bring Mother,” he said. “But when she wasn’t available I’d hide my face behind classified documents.”
The former Vice-President hoped that the American people would understand his using secret documents as “a mask of sorts” to keep Pence-crazed women from hurling themselves at him.
Speaking to reporters outside his home in Indiana, Pence said that his “greatest fear” was dining alone in a restaurant and being accosted by women “hellbent on seducing me.”
“Whenever possible, I’d bring Mother,” he said. “But when she wasn’t available I’d hide my face behind classified documents.”
The former Vice-President hoped that the American people would understand his using secret documents as “a mask of sorts” to keep Pence-crazed women from hurling themselves at him.
I hear there may be an indictment in 2140. Maybe.
Gouvernail
Lottsa people don’t know I’m famous
It is looking increasingly likely the Gropenfuhrer will be moved into government housing on Jan 20, 2025
Snaggletooth
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Is prizzen considerred 'Govt Houseng' ???
Depends. Wherever he goes he'll need depends.
Snaggletooth
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with odere garde....
Me thinks he would be better of with Kevlar underwear, something impenetrable.........
Gouvernail
Lottsa people don’t know I’m famous
He constantly spews excrement
3to1
Super Anarchist
SloopJonB
Super Anarchist
The FBI doesn't have enough money to do it now.
Bus Driver
Bacon Quality Control Specialist
Explains why the QOP would like to defund the FBI, eh?
Sounds a bit late, doesn't it?
Sounds a bit late, too, and he should not be moving into THAT house again, ever.
Not even as a painting.
Snaggletooth
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I asksed saime in Poeste #7608
Mike G
Super Anarchist
Oh, no biggie. Another laptop scandal?
