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billy backstay

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Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at Florida

Marine scientists are tracking a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom that is so large, it can be seen from space.

Aren't many seaweeds edible???

A satellite-based map of the Sargassum bloom from March 8-14, 2023. Chuanmin Hu, University of South Florida College of Marine Science

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Ishmael

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Aren't many seaweeds edible???

A satellite-based map of the Sargassum bloom from March 8-14, 2023. Chuanmin Hu, University of South Florida College of Marine Science

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Sargassum is edible, it's harvested to feed livestock too, and you can fry, boil, steam or dry it. It's played a part in Chinese medicine as far back as the 8th century, treating goiters (high iodine content) — and made into tea to control phlegm.
 

Jules

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That voice...


There may be nothing more farcical than the RWNJ interpretation of "woke".

"Uh, say Bert. What do you make about this idea that we should be aware, like about whatever those people are talking about?"

"Aw, shit! Why I saw on both Fox News and Newsmax, oh and I forgit, AON, that being edumacated is against the holy bible!"

"Oh man! Thats what I was heerun. Them commie libruls iz tryin to take over this cuntry. That ain't no way to run a dumbocracy!"

"Well you and I git it. Problem is that librul commie faction wants stupid stuff like equal rites for all."

"Well there goes democracy, Bert."
 

billy backstay

Backstay, never bought a suit, never went to Vegas
Sargassum is edible, it's harvested to feed livestock too, and you can fry, boil, steam or dry it. It's played a part in Chinese medicine as far back as the 8th century, treating goiters (high iodine content) — and made into tea to control phlegm.

Alternative to DM cough medicine, sign me up coach!!
 

Steam Flyer

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Banning all hormone treatments.... so much for all insulin dependent diabtetics.
This is the kind of shit that happens when people who don't believe in science are writing laws based on their religion.

They're all old. They were all going to die anyway. They are fat and have co-morbidities. They should be glad to sacrifice themselves for the economy.

Oh, wait....
 

Bus Driver

Bacon Quality Control Specialist
Maybe it was incorrect to shut down the country but legit scientists didn't know that upfront. And neither did anyone else.
As scientists learned more about this novel (as in hasn't been found in humans, in the past) virus, they adjusted their recommendations. Uninformed people claimed such changes in recommendations indicated science was "wrong". In doing so, they only exposed their own ignorance of how science works.

Of course, armed with the benefit of 20/20 hindsight, they continue with their claims of knowing better what should have been done.
 

Mike G

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Ishmael

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These people are fucking insane. Charlie Sykes, from The Bulwark.

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I regret to tell you that this is not a parody:

A Tallahassee charter school principal has been forced to resign after parents complained about a sixth grade art history lesson, claiming Michelangelo's statue of David, arguably the most famous sculpture in the world, was 'pornographic'.
Hope Carrasquilla was pushed out of Tallahassee Classical School this week after three parents complained about the curriculum.
Two said they wished they'd been made aware that kids were being shown images of the sculpture first, and one claimed it was 'pornographic'.
According to the Tallahassee school, some of the children were “upset,” which seems unlikely.

What actually happened is that three (3) parents, who were evidently unacquainted with depictions of genitalia or classical art, but ever vigilant to the threat of wokeness and pornography, decided to be offended.

So the principal is out, and the tender eyes of the young classicists are protected from the corrupting influences of Renaissance art.

“We’re not going to show the full statue of David to kindergartners,” the school board chairman told Slate. “We’re not going to show him to second graders. Showing the entire statue of David is appropriate at some age. [Ed note: It was actually shown to sixth graders.] We’re going to figure out when that is.”

Ahhhhhhhh….

This—in all of its effulgent glory—is actually an episode from The Simpsons come to life: In the cartoon version, Michelangelo’s David is sent around on a tour of the US, with an expected stop in Springfield, which triggers members of SNUH [Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping].

They urge Marge to protest the famed sculpture, claiming it’s offensive and inappropriate. However, Marge, being an artist herself, insists it’s a masterpiece.
But, the Florida story is even better, because this episode of pecksniffery and philistinism is brought to you by the inaptly named “Tallahassee Classical School,” which claims that it is committed to “training the minds and improving the hearts of young people through a content-rich classical education in the liberal arts and sciences, with instruction in the principles of moral character and civic virtue.”

One suspects that many of these words do not mean what the Florida folks seem to think they mean.

The school’s website defines “classical education” as “the pursuit of truth, goodness and beauty.” And it adds:

The word “liberal” comes from the Latin word “libertas” meaning “freedom.”
This does not, however, mean the freedom to look at what is arguably the world’s most famous statue, because, well, you can see his junk. Which, apparently, is not conducive to “principles of moral character and civic virtue.”

The school’s chief idiocrat and board chair, Barney Bishop III, explained:

Well, we’re Florida, OK? Parents will decide. Parents are the ones who are going to drive the education system here in Florida. The governor [Ron DeSantis, Slayer of Wokeness] said that, and we’re with the governor.
He insists that Florida parents who chose this kind of classical education expect to have their children shielded from actual classics like David—or any of that other woke/CRT/1619 crap.

Parents choose this school because they want a certain kind of education. We’re not gonna have courses from the College Board.
We’re not gonna teach 1619 or CRT crap.
I know they do all that up in Virginia. The rights of parents, that trumps the rights of kids.
And who needs experts?

Teachers are the experts? Teachers have all the knowledge? Are you kidding me? I know lots of teachers that are very good, but to suggest they are the authorities, you’re on better drugs than me.
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This may not be solely a Florida problem, however. Tallahassee's Classical School is part of Hillsdale College’s charter school initiative and uses Hillsdale’s “classical” curriculum.

Hillsdale has long been a bastion of conservative academia, but in recent years it has thrown in its lot with the Trumpified culture warriors.

As it turns out, its commitment to the pursuit of truth, goodness, and beauty is in tension with the culture war penchant for moral panics triggered by statues without pants.
 

Lark

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Maybe it was incorrect to shut down the country but legit scientists didn't know that upfront. And neither did anyone else.
There was a lot we didn’t know. Our decisions weren’t rational to somebody with real experience In herd health, as my posts argued at the time. The only argument for the shutdowns was to avoid hospital overload. Therefore, they should have been based on regional hospital burdens and case growth. Masks and low expense protection should have been prioritized over vacations,

We do owe a lot to Obama forcing hospitals to gear up for resp disease and improve ventilation. We should be learning from our failures and planning for the next one. Thanks to Jim Jordan and his elk, we are screwed for round two. Remember, probability statistics have no memory. The risk for pandemic 2024 is similar to the risk in 2020. It won’t be a coronavirus of the SARS 2 flavor.
 
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