Floriduh Man's Darwin Award Application

[Charlie Foxtrot]

Scuba Bong removes man's testicles:

http://www.floridasunpost.com/tampa-man-loses-testicles-trying-fill-scuba-tank-weed-smoke/

 

[Point Break]

He is disappointed he can't have kids now.............thats not so bad for the rest of us..............

 

[Ishmael]

Well, he removed himself from the gene pool, I guess he gets a trophy.

 

[DRIFTW00D]

Winner winner chicken dinner.

 

[chinabald]

The correction at the end was the best part

Correction: An earlier version of this post stated the victim was unemployed. Mr Winters is actually employed on a part-time basis at a Tampa pizza restaurant. We regret the error

 

[DA-WOODY]

http://fox5sandiego.com/2017/04/12/13-year-old-accidentally-kills-himself-on-instagram-live-as-friends-watch/

 

[SloopJonB]

Darwin actually took mercy on him - usually he just kills the stupids off to stop their genes being passed on but in this case he was satisfied with just stopping the genetic transfer and leaving him alive.

Or maybe Chuck's just getting his process fine tuned and we can expect to see more such outcomes in the future.

 

[Rawhide]

I think Darwin has been kept busy of late in Nth QLD so taken the focus off Florida a bit

 

[Snaggletooth]

At leeste he hadde the balles to try somthinge ealse.

 

[bmiller]

Sorry, fake news.

 

[Snaggletooth]

Our you sayeng he ddentte halve the balles?

 

[hdra]

Too bad the Florida Sun-Post isn't really a real newspaper...

 

[bmiller]

Our you sayeng he ddentte halve the balles?

Not certain of his testicular status.

But they were not blown off by a fragmented SCUBA cylinder.

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

Great party! I had a ball.

 

[Max Rockatansky]

Too bad it's a spoof...

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

Nuts.

 

[Point Break]

So........we run elections on fake news, at least this is funny. I'm sticking with it.

 

[d'ranger]

Yeah because the difference between a blow job and a nut job isn't very much and not all it's cracked up to be.

 

[RKoch]

The story was reported in 2016 (Calgary Man), in Jan 2017 (Boston Man)...it's still fake.