Floriduh Man's Darwin Award Application

Ishmael

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Well, he removed himself from the gene pool, I guess he gets a trophy.

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chinabald

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The correction at the end was the best part

Correction: An earlier version of this post stated the victim was unemployed. Mr Winters is actually employed on a part-time basis at a Tampa pizza restaurant. We regret the error

 

SloopJonB

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Darwin actually took mercy on him - usually he just kills the stupids off to stop their genes being passed on but in this case he was satisfied with just stopping the genetic transfer and leaving him alive.

Or maybe Chuck's just getting his process fine tuned and we can expect to see more such outcomes in the future.

 

d'ranger

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Yeah because the difference between a blow job and a nut job isn't very much and not all it's cracked up to be.

 
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