Fumduck politician of the month awards

[Mark_K]

For May of 2023:

India official drains entire dam to retrieve phone.


A government official in India has been suspended after he ordered a reservoir to be drained to retrieve his phone.
It took three days to pump millions of litres of water out of the dam, after Rajesh Vishwas dropped the device while taking a selfie.
By the time it was found, the phone was too water-logged to work.

 

[MagentaLine]

Democrat?

 

[d'ranger]

India. Does your brain hurt when you post? He didn't curry any favors....

 

[MagentaLine]

At least he didn't drop his phone in the vinda loo.
How am I doing? Don't forget to tip your waiter.

 

[Steam Flyer]

India. Does your brain hurt when you post? He didn't curry any favors....

Tastefully done.

 

[Ease the sheet.]

Tastefully done.

Low hanging fruit.
Probably didn't even work up a sweat...

 

[Jules]

One time, this is what America believed

 

[Jules]

Democrat?

Republican?

See how easy it is to troll?

 

[Navig8tor]

Republican?

See how easy it is to troll?

Hit and run trolling- could it be Madmax with a new sock?
Magenta Line can be pilot speak for those addicted to their GPS input so that fits.
Doesn't change the fact he is and will remain a RWNJ idiot.

 

[MagentaLine]

Hit and run trolling- could it be Madmax with a new sock?
Magenta Line can be pilot speak for those addicted to their GPS input so that fits.
Doesn't change the fact he is and will remain a RWNJ idiot.

How many guns does one have to own for rwnj status?

 

[Navig8tor]

How many guns does one have to own for rwnj status?

No Guns necessary just a blind belief in the orange shit gibbon and everything he stands for.
Are you triggered when a passenger states he's a muppet?

 

[Jules]

How many guns does one have to own for rwnj status?

It's not the quantity of guns. It's the belief more guns make you safer, tougher, freer, and more virile.

 

[MagentaLine]

If guns don't make people safer, then bidens secret service team can toss their guns away, amirite?

 

[Steam Flyer]

If guns don't make people safer, then bidens secret service team can toss their guns away, amirite?

If gun bans don't work, then the Republican Party and the NRA can stop banning guns from their conventions & rallies... right?
Right??

 

[longy]

Yes, please explain why the two groups that endlessly claim that "more gunss makes us safer" bans all guns from their meetings

 

[Nice!]

Democrat?

It's sad that you don't know how to feel about an event until you apply either a D or an R to the main character.

 

[MagentaLine]

If gun bans don't work, then the Republican Party and the NRA can stop banning guns from their conventions & rallies... right?
Right??

It's not the republicans and NRA (fuck em both btw) but the venues that they hold the conventions in. Good try tho.

 

[Mrleft8]

^ Idiot.

 

[SloopJonB]

If guns don't make people safer, then bidens secret service team can toss their guns away, amirite?

Did you double up on the stupid pills today?

 

[Ishmael]

Did you double up on the stupid pills today?

Magenta Lying doesn't need them.