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They needed more hits. The La Vag chick is hotter and was smashing them in the market place.Did those people ever explain what went wrong ? So far the sinking doesn't make sense.
They needed more hits. The La Vag chick is hotter and was smashing them in the market place.Did those people ever explain what went wrong ? So far the sinking doesn't make sense.
When I was in the UK there was a sailing Magazine for 4 knot shit box owners called practical boat owner. We called it 'Practically' a boat owner. It ran endless boring stories about how to over capitalize your shitbox. Lots of beardy types witting stories (with lots step by step pics of them wearing cardigans) about how to make a galley sink out of a dogs bowl or how to tie your own Baggywrinkle using the heads of old mops. One month they ran this great piece about how to replace sea cocks whilst your boat was still in the water. It involved swimming under the boat and putting a squash ball in the hole before you unscrewed the fitting from inside. The theroy was that the water pressure would hold the ball in place. Next month there was a front page retraction after someone tried it, removed the sea cock and then copped a water cannon propelled squash ball right between the eyes followed by enough brown Poole Harbour water to sink his shitbox.Ironically an article in that same CW edition titled:
"Say Good-bye to Through-Hull Worries
Plumbing by Steve D'Antonio
Knowing that every seacock below your boat's waterline is in sound working order is one of the cornerstones of good seamanship"
Um....k. Think we need to stop projecting.Well if you give these grifters money it will prove they are doing one thing right anyway. Why would you give them a penny? Either their boat was insured (in which case your donation will just help them to continue to not work for a living) or it was not (in which case they bought something that they couldn't afford- if they had bought a McMansion in the 'burbs they couldn't afford to insure would you chuck them a few bucks? No of course you wouldn't! ). Since you are only giving them money because she is cute, we have established what she is, so why not ask that she continues down her chosen profession and gets her tits out! Maybe even print them on a new T shirt design! Because if she had a head like a dropped pie no one would watch their shit and give her money. So their boat sank? Shit happens but why should they expect other people pay for it? Tell them to spend their own fucking money on their dreams.
Here is some ideas for the next t shirt.
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Lets put that statement to the test....the Wicked Salty crew aren't and have never been the typical rattle the can Patreon beggars.
Did those people ever explain what went wrong ? So far the sinking doesn't make sense.
1 hour ago, dylan winter said:
One thing I have discovered about my fellow sailing bloggers (sold the boat and left scotland now by the way) is that they know how to drive traffic to their films. Nothing like a bit of suspense and passion.... and a nice girl
I think I may have hit upon a way of improving the level of "engagement" with youtube films.
One in ten of the people who watched this film felt that they had to make a comment. Most calling me a twassock in a most creative range of different ways
Really....Well you've been wearing that schtick on your sleeve for years. Ever heard the phrasing, "Oh he was just born in the wrong century". Half the time when I watch your vids I think you really should've been born a green haired Gucci communist uni student. You'd fit in with that crowd today. Gee just wondering, where do you sit on Brexit?
Good on those hunters, and the fishermen you can't stop bitching about. Because yes, they care more about the resources and the environment, and actually DO things to make sure their kids and grandkids and great grandkids can still wake up and plug a couple of birds for the pot.
So keep whinging Dylan...I'll be having a bear meat burger and a pint on deck with the couple you chased off Youtube.
We're never going to agree. Ever.Really....
do you have some evidence for how little I do and how much the Ipswich gun club does?
maybe you are just guessing
I did not chase them off. I was filming after they had finished blasting the locals into the next dimension and just as I was about to go and try to film the birds.... the river that night was deathly quiet.
I turned over not a frame.
It was bloody spooky
I spoke to them briefly when we met on the beach and before I got the camera out - they told me I was a know nothing and that they love the birds more than I do
they have an odd way of expressing that love
D
Well, the hunters *might*, but professional fishermen have been collectively responsible for the effective economic extinction and in far too many cases, practical extinction of every fishery, everywhere. Followed by begging for restrictions on entry, closed fisheries, selling the licences they got for nothing and leaving the next lot of fishermen to flog the fishery even harder because now they have to pay for the capital cost of the licence in addition to making a living and replacing/maintaining capital plant & equipment. All this while 'harvesting' what was a common resource.Well you've been wearing that schtick on your sleeve for years. Ever heard the phrasing, "Oh he was just born in the wrong century". Half the time when I watch your vids I think you really should've been born a green haired Gucci communist uni student. You'd fit in with that crowd today. Gee just wondering, where do you sit on Brexit?
Good on those hunters, and the fishermen you can't stop bitching about. Because yes, they care more about the resources and the environment, and actually DO things to make sure their kids and grandkids and great grandkids can still wake up and plug a couple of birds for the pot.
So keep whinging Dylan...I'll be having a bear meat burger and a pint on deck with the couple you chased off Youtube.
Yup. I think commercial fishermen are the same breed everywhere. My cousin, a commercial fisherman, used to make me laugh when he said "we got to keep the oil rigs off the Georges Banks - they will destroy the fishery". The fishermen have proven quite capable of that all by themselves. However, I do think that the majority of sports fishermen and hunters do actually give a shit about the environment...its just that they are anachronisms: hunter-gatherers in a species that has evolved beyond that survival strategy.Well, the hunters *might*, but professional fishermen have been collectively responsible for the effective economic extinction and in far too many cases, practical extinction of every fishery, everywhere. Followed by begging for restrictions on entry, closed fisheries, selling the licences they got for nothing and leaving the next lot of fishermen to flog the fishery even harder because now they have to pay for the capital cost of the licence in addition to making a living and replacing/maintaining capital plant & equipment. All this while 'harvesting' what was a common resource.
I have zero sympathy for them.
FKT
Pay him no mind mate. He only likes Vloggers that are young, female attention whores. Perhaps he even lives in some fantasy where he will one day meet them in a quite anchorage somewhere, be invited over for a drink and after Dwebby 'tashReally....
do you have some evidence for how little I do and how much the Ipswich gun club does?
maybe you are just guessing
I did not chase them off. I was filming after they had finished blasting the locals into the next dimension and just as I was about to go and try to film the birds.... the river that night was deathly quiet.
I turned over not a frame.
It was bloody spooky
I spoke to them briefly when we met on the beach and before I got the camera out - they told me I was a know nothing and that they love the birds more than I do
they have an odd way of expressing that love
D
Time magazine rang. This years Man of the year award is between you and Pope Francis. Good luck mate you deserve it.We also planted 1000 native trees this year after clearing out all the Purple Lustrife (gift from England, thanks), planted 100 acres of food plots for deer that will probably starve otherwise in the forecasted bad winter we will probably get, and stocked 536,000 salmon in a lake that would be overrun by invasive species otherwise. We also saved the dodo bird from extinction, stopped the sea level from rising, helped an old lady cross the road and got a fluffy white kitten out of a tree. This winter we will halt global warming, buy the entire amazon jungle and fence it off and cure all cancers. And if we have time we will execute some defenseless animals for shits and giggles.
Having seen your boat and the love and care you put into it, your story is incredible.I had to skim that. Wow! I know how they felt. I sunk our present boat (CHRISTMAS), to the level of water they had in their cabin, in 2000, pre-Youtube. How things have changed!
But I hit a submerged (and well charted,...) rock and we started to go down, fast. With two children, we never worried for our safety. Where there are rocks, there is usually land nearby. So with water flooding over the cabin sole like a tsunami, I started the engine, headed for a nearby island, and floored it! I killed the engine about 100 yards off the island, as I could see the water in the cabin was about to reach the air intake.
Driven up on the beach, we had water over the starboard pilot berth.
Thus began a long night of dismantling and jury rigging the massive leak (the centerboard trunk was off the keel!) and floating off the next morning. With pumps running and the CG behind us, we (me and two friends), powered into the slings at the nearest travel lift, and that was the end of season 2000, in early August.
No Youtube record. I did write a story that they printed in Cruising World. That and only about 2 paragraphs in the local paper is the only record.
a good pointI notice Delos are now running over 6 months and one ocean behind real time and their vids are getting longer. The last one is nearly an hour long. Dylan don't these two things go contrary to vlogging success 101?
I'm voting for Pope Francis (or his talking mule). Anyone who stops sea level rise & global warming doesn't deserve an award. I want a deep waterfront without moving house.Time magazine rang. This years Man of the year award is between you and Pope Francis. Good luck mate you deserve it.