Girl with patreon account goes sailing in hot place

jack_sparrow

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Well you will love this one. This chick was clearly dropped at birth..and not once ...but she has 160k followers. Warning you will throw up after 20 seconds.




 

jack_sparrow

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^^° I thought the Lonestar chick was in a rehab/brain-crash lock-down facility in California??...anyway seems as though she escaped with one of the guards. 

 
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jack_sparrow

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Now just imagine if the Internet had been invented in Natalie Woods day..she would be still with us if not for adopting Tash & Brows no-tether policy.

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She proved that not all wood floats.
Funny business on that boat off Catalina..no way she could have sunk with those cans...Furthermore this Beerhunter guy on board that night was accused by Nats hubby of pumping her up...so her just sinking is clearly not possible...she would have been like a weather balloon.

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dylan winter

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^^° I thought the Lonestar chick was in a rehab/brain-crash lock-down facility in California??...anyway seems as though she escaped with one of the guards. 
it seems as though sailing has cured her

it cures me of my concerns

as soon as you raise that sail,feel the power of the water flowing acrtoss the rudder and then look behind to see that miraculous wake dissipating across the endless oceans and your problems go with it.

I barely care about selling the Centaur

Dylan

 

jack_sparrow

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^^^^ Dylan I get that magic feeling everyday...even just rowing away from the boat and looking back ...then one day it got even better..I got divorced and found Aurrette who is nearly as good as me at fixing boat shit...which isn't surprising her being an electrical engineer and an ex-stripper.

 
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TQA

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On 9/21/2017 at 10:28 PM, jack_sparrow said:

Well you will love this one. This chick was clearly dropped at birth..and not once ...but she has 160k followers. Warning you will throw up after 20 seconds.


My gag reflex kicked in at 23 seconds.

 

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On 9/22/2017 at 11:28 AM, jack_sparrow said:

Well you will love this one. This chick was clearly dropped at birth..and not once ...but she has 160k followers. Warning you will throw up after 20 seconds.


Nope she now has 160 001 followers. Does she do porn? She should.

 

jack_sparrow

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This sucker ((which must be north of a mill USD) has finally hit the water. All the Delomites will now be speculating whether the Delos crew will do a Vag type deal. Can't see the yard doing it unless there was a generous 3rd party involved and I can't see these guys prancing around on it making moonshine and having a fat time like they do...but you never know, this SailingVlogmeister stuff is a pretty big business now.




 
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