Girl with patreon account goes sailing in hot place

ARumRunner

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14 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

This sucker ((which must be north of a mill USD) has finally hit the water. All the Delomites will now be speculating whether the Delos crew will do a Vag type deal. Can't see the yard doing it unless there was a generous 3rd party involved and I can't see these guys prancing around on it making moonshine and having a fat time like they do...but you never know, this SailingVlogmeister stuff is a pretty big business now.


750euro is the base price. You should see the polars for this cruising missile - it's going to give the condoCats fits.

 

jack_sparrow

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Gee that sounds like pretty good value for money ARum considering all the solid features you get, like multiple watertight bulkheads incl engine room etc.

As you mentioned performance I thought it might be interesting to compare this modern day long distance cruising cutter MH rig with say a older variant like Bob Perry's Valiant 50 which is around a 20 year old design and popular with the mono long distance cruising fraternity.

Amel 50'

LOA 50’10”; LWL 47’7”; Beam 15’8”; Draft 7’; Displ. 41,000 lbs.; Ballast 11,800 lbs.; Sail Area 1,360 sq. ft.; SA/D 14.83; D/L 203;  B/D  29%; L/B 3.24.

Perry Valiant 50

LOA 50.67'; LWL 40.25'; Beam 13.83'; Draft 6.25'; Displ. 35,550 lbs; Ballast: 11,000 lbs; Sail Area 959.00 sq ft; SA/D 14.25; D/L 243.39; B/D 31%; L/B 3.66.

You can see there is not a lot of performance difference between the two except for displacement and particularly if Bob was a bit more bullish on sail area (which wouldn't have worked). Interior volume as represented by the L/B figure and having a look at the long/x-sections is where any similarity ends. Interestingly Armel have finally succumbed and got rid of a skeg mounted rudder in favour of twins to drive it's fat arse.

You could land a jumbo jet inside these new things.

Anyway back to normal programming. 

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jack_sparrow

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^^ +1...however to shut her up the tried and proven method of doing so is not on her list of "how to make every man happy"... so your hopes may be in vain there. 




 
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LB 15

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12 hours ago, dylan winter said:

La Vag does history

4.38 in - Napoleon no  less

D


I actually watched this episode (or it maybe the one before - it is hard to tell). Apart from forgetting to put the dingy on the davits before they leave, forgetting that the screacher was still up and having it unfurl in 20 knots, brows getting seasick and them all hanging out in the salon watching the speed on the GPS whilst the boat is on auto pilot and every thing is cleated surfing at 22 knots, everything goes swimmingly. But my god he is annoying, he is like a child. She is clearly the brains behind it all and he either has a big dick or she is worried about their popularity if they parted. Like what happened to Sony and Cher. Wait. Bad example. Regardless she deserves all her success for putting up with him.

And as for her other new pair of hulls, while there is still no unveiling, there are some glimpses if you look carefully. but the bikini shots of the early years aren't happening anymore.

i wonder why. She didn't get them done to make her shirts fit better.

 

dylan winter

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I wonder if she is more prone to seasickness in a cat than in a mono-hull?

I must say I find the lurching and slapping in a cat a bit discombobulating

D

 

Marinatrix447

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Mono's with a deep keel can dig in.... when things get fugly....tis true Dylan. A trick with Cat's if you get nausea woozin' in.... plonk yerself right in the middle, betwixt the hulls and look back... over your wake... lying as she did in the vid isn't going to help dynamically....

Tis why Privelége place the master berth bed smack in the middle....

 

Bryanjb

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Cats have a corkscrew motion when sailing uphill in a seaway.  It doesn't bother me but it's instant seasickness for my wife.  Uphill on the mono doesn't seem to bother her much. 

 

LB 15

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Having done 10's of thousands of miles offshore in both, I always smile when a newbie says they are going to by a cat because the wife gets seasick. Downwind the motion is bad enough but up wind in a seaway they basically behave like a motor boat.

i am off to teach on a Cat today. Hope I don't lose my lunch.

 

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Having done 10's of thousands of miles offshore in both, I always smile when a newbie says they are going to by a cat because the wife gets seasick. Downwind the motion is bad enough but up wind in a seaway they basically behave like a motor boat.

i am off to teach on a Cat today. Hope I don't lose my lunch.
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.

 
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kdh

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Riley seems to be having a ball. Elayna I'm a bit worried about. Jeez, I just want everyone to be happy.

 

jack_sparrow

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^^°Be happy.. The script is already written and I have managed to get a copy. Don't ask me how. Anyway.

Elayna has a one night stand with a super yacht skipper in Porto Cervo. Next day or episode we have the catfight between her and the skipper's (Eduardo) girlfriend and cutaways to Riley and Eduardo drinking beers and chatting about the differences between cats and monos.  When you are expecting that everything has returned to normal Riley  suddenly sees in Elayna's  eyebrows a mono not a multi and which in turn reminds him of the superyacht and Eduardo. Things quickly go to shit and Elayna runs of with Eduardo on a trip to Turkey.

We then have a few episodes of Riley taking the boat to Naples singlehanded and nude while drunk. BTW we now know why the poor girl ran off. The episode which involves a tour of the city's finest brothels and where he falls in love with one of the girls who happens to have a pet crocodile called Audrey, tanks with only a million views. Tanks you might  say? Well the superyacht catfight scored 8 million views in just week one so things are not looking good. Even having Elayna's gay cousin visit her on the superyacht where he falls in love with the cook  and the engineer isn't cutting the mustard with the audience.

Anyway Outreamer step in and read Elayna the riot act so she returns. However from having experienced the stability of a 180' sailboat that has its own beauty parlour and helicopter to coming back to something that feels like a snowboard, probably indicates this is not going to end well.

Anyway after a few episodes starting with the obligatory hot make-up scene where the cans are revealed (with the clinics name superimposed as digital pasties), flashbacks to better times, sulking between roots etc they decide to freshen up the show to appeal to a younger audience. They start calling each other "Ri" and "El" the theory being to say the entire word, it takes time, and then they wouldn’t be young anymore.

Anyway the season closes with a quick animation that imagines what it might be like if all the Sailing Vlogster characters slept with each other. Yes Elayna and Brian off Delos obviously go hammer and tongs in the focsle with Brady in the anchor locker watching, but you will be amazed who Riley, sorry Ri shags Pixar style. 

I won't spoil it for you so you will have to wait.

 
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