Hen sails around the world; dies.

[Zonker]

The hen that sailed around the world: a farewell to Monique - Yachting World

Monique the sailing hen who accompanied with French solo skipper Guirec Soudée on a five-year around the world voyage, has died

www.yachtingworld.com

A lovely farewell to Monique, the seafaring chicken.

 

[Panoramix]

She certainly got a more exciting life than the average chicken.... and retirement on Yvinec!

 

[Tacoma Mud Flats]

. ;(

Have hen will travel: the man who sailed round the world with a chicken

Meet Monique, for the past five years, she and Guirec Soudée have been sailing around the world. Emma Beddington reveals how the French sailor chose to brave the high seas with just one feathered shipmate

www.theguardian.com

 

[Latadjust]

Boys, there is some low hanging comedic fruit here.

 

[2airishuman]

I used to have livestock.

I tended to name the hens and the cows after women who I did not like.

 

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. ;(

Typical clickbait media image… Here she is standing in the snow, Flashing a bit of sideboob… Is there no end to the shameless exploitation of females today Dammit!??? ….

RIP Monique… You conquered the ultimate game of Chicken.

 

[low bum]

I seem to remember Matt Rutherford saying that when he got back from his massive trip that the only sailing story he saw in the news was "some guy that sailed around with a chicken" making him wonder if he should try something like that next time.

 

[Black Sox]

Whatever else, we can definitely say with 100% absolute certainty that she was laid.

Unlike some (many?) of us here...

 

[Elegua]

We get to make love with the person we love the most

 

[Ease the sheet.]

Boys, there is some low hanging comedic fruit here.

Seems no-one wants to ruffle any feathers.

 

[MagentaLine]

Boys, there is some low hanging comedic fruit here.

Eggsactly what I was thinking. I was going to post something punny but I didn't want to get to cocky.

 

[SloopJonB]

Boys, there is some low hanging comedic fruit here.

What?

Like - erotic is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken?

Like that?

 

[Cruisin Loser]

For some reason I’m craving chick-fil-a.

 

[See Level]

Truly a Chicken of the Sea

 

[socalrider]

Truly a Chicken of the Sea

There we go! Come on people, pick it up a notch!

 

[Diarmuid]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A: Help help I'm being held captive on this boat by a mad Frenchman!!

 

[Ease the sheet.]

Meet the surfing chicken who is turning heads and making waves

www.9news.com.au

 

[Latadjust]

At the post voyage VIP dock party, fond memories of the chicken were shared, and the bar b que was delicious

 

[Dogscout]

Truly a Chicken of the Sea

Winner winner Chicken dinner

 

[Sail4beer]

Rimas be like “Oye hey! I ‘sailed’ with a chicken too! Can you at least buy me a Starbucks grande?”