Hen sails around the world; dies.

[socalrider]

I had a rough day at work today, my brain was totally fried from staying out too late last night, so I forgot my charging cable, so I tried to poach one from my coworker but he was a complete Benedict Arnold about it, so when he was on break I scrambled his desk drawer, you should have seen the whites of his eyes when he got back, but he wont do anything about it cause I'm totally yoked dude.

What the cluck was all that about???

 

[Latadjust]

What the cluck was all that about???

I know, I know, sometimes I can come across as a little hard boiled, when I get this way my wife will start humming the tune to "Keep on the sunny side of life." But this guy comes to work completely fried, I mean he sits in his car and gets totally baked. Plus, he's very annoying, I mean at the company bar b que, he put parmesan on everything. Well, it's lunch time, I'm going to chill out with a cup of soup...ya, you guessed it, chicken noodle

 

[justsomeguy!]

a little hard boiled

Ah, so that's what that was.

he sits in his car and gets totally baked

Hard to see the whites of his eyes then, I'll bet.

 

[hommeliquide]

cheapest way to put wings on your boat

 

[Panope]

Did he have a feathering propeller?

 

[Windward]

She was a poulette.

 

[Benedago]

Dunno about y'all felt his recollection was all a bit scrambled. A right omelet of an epitaph if you ask me.


Can't believe that hasn't come up yet.

 

[justsomeguy!]

Poultry in motion.

 

[26N80W]

SCOTW!

 

[26N80W]

What antifowling was he using?

Well played, my friend...

 

[rogerrabbbit]

coq au l'eau

 

[bfloyd4445]

I used to have livestock.

I tended to name the hens and the cows after women who I did not like.

chuckle...and then you ate them

 

[Jack robbins]

I wonder if his engine is knocking now his big hens gone

 

[Latadjust]

This is the funniest thread ever, not to be a jerk about this chicken

 

[IStream]

Golf clap.

 

[Latadjust]

At the post Voyage VIP dock party, the audience was held in rapt attention as the skipper indulged them with a harrowing tale of a storm at sea during which an accidental jibe led to the boom striking him, causing a lump on his head "the size of a scotch egg"

 

[justsomeguy!]

scotch egg

There's gotta be a chicken joke in there somewhere.

 

[Latadjust]

Little known fact: the yacht's hailing port was Marina Del Rey, and her name Frick O'Sea