how would you respond to this missive from your commodore?

Black Sox

Super Anarchist
Dublin, Ireland
For Christs sake AJ you guys haven't even won a war since 1944!
That still puts them a long way ahead of the French though. They haven't won a war since maybe the 1650's.

Surely they get points for just being involved in so many, like a long service award, a participation medal, or a tenacity trophy?

(...says the man whose country NEVER went to war...)