I still call Australia home

[Happy]

...... because the victim has perhaps 1% indigenous genes and identifies as such.......

You can't bullshit your way into politics or qualify for loads of easy grants if you identify as "a proud English/Irish/German woman".

 

[The Dark Knight]

You can't bullshit your way into politics or qualify for loads of easy grants if you identify as "a proud English/Irish/German woman".

So many times when applying for jobs and filling in other forms when the asked, I wondered what if??????

 

[Goodvibes]

Dutton, apologising for "not recognising the significance" while not recognising the significance of what he is doing.

 

[Goodvibes]

You can't bullshit your way into politics or qualify for loads of easy grants if you identify as "a proud English/Irish/German woman".

No, but on the bright side, you can still vote even though you are a racist. So there is that.

 

[Fah Kiew Tu]

So many times when applying for jobs and filling in other forms when the asked, I wondered what if??????

Just tick the box and move on, man. It's all a state of mind and if you don't mind identifying, why should anyone else?

Besides it fucks up their statistics.

FKT

 

[00seven]

You can't bullshit your way into politics or qualify for loads of easy grants if you identify as "a proud English/Irish/German woman".

It's that time of year and I'm looking for a couple of apprentices. Got an application that started with "I'm a proud Yolgnu man" that read okay. I called him in for interview and this guy turned up in dirty shorts & t shirt with a baseball cap, sunglasses & flip flops on. Couldn't pick his feet up to walk into the interview, just shuffling his feet.

He sat down with his hat & sunglasses still on and I asked him why he was here & why he wanted to be in this trade. He said the dole office sent him.

I told him to go home and at least try to present himself properly if he wanted to be serious and made a new appointment for the next day.

Never heard from him.

 

[Goodvibes]

It's that time of year and I'm looking for a couple of apprentices. Got an application that started with "I'm a proud Yolgnu man" that read okay. I called him in for interview and this guy turned up in dirty shorts & t shirt with a baseball cap, sunglasses & flip flops on. Couldn't pick his feet up to walk into the interview, just shuffling his feet.

He sat down with his hat & sunglasses still on and I asked him why he was here & why he wanted to be in this trade. He said the dole office sent him.

I told him to go home and at least try to present himself properly if he wanted to be serious and made a new appointment for the next day.

Never heard from him.

All your stories are racist bullshit.

 

[LB 15]

All your stories are racist bullshit

As opposed you yours which are just garden variety bullshit. Do you think all indigenous job seekers show up on time wearing a three piece suit?

 

[00seven]

As opposed you yours which are just garden variety bullshit. Do you think all indigenous job seekers show up on time wearing a three piece suit?

This is one of the lads that was successful. Presented well (no suit though) & was keen as mustard. Good kid.

 

[LB 15]

This is one of the lads that was successful. Presented well (no suit though) & was keen as mustard. Good kid.

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He won me at the Croc handling cert. That fella has balls.

 

[LB 15]

And speaking of scary creatures check out our 'Ambassador for women' Stephanie Copas Campbell.

Now we all understand what a 'Brand ambassador' is. We know that people like Charlize Theron is paid millions to plug Dior, and Taylor Swift flogs Coke (The black shit in a bottle, not the white on a mirror) But what exactly (apart from making demonic videos) is the purpose of an Ambassador for women? Is her job to sell the benefits of being a women to the millions of teenagers who are still undecided what gender they want to be?

Picking this demonic nut job to encourage normal young boys to abandon their penises and start dressing like that flake Christian Wilkinson is as bad as Emirates Airlines choosing Jennifer Aniston to flog their brand. The sight of Jens 40 year old nipples proudly poking out of every outfit she wears, would terrify most Arab men into flying Qantas with their aging cabin staff dressed in those ridiculous purple outfits.

Of course Copas- Campbell was appointed to the role by none other than the Countries senior lesbian 'Penny for your thoughts' Wong. Like everything this Government has touched since coming to power, it is a fuckup. If you want to convince young boys that they will lead a much happier life if they become girls, they should have picked someone like Margot Robbie.
Hot as fuck, funny, approachable and talented, Margot is much more likely to convince the young fellas to grow a pair of tits and rather own a cock, to start sucking someone elses.

Just compare this pic to the ones above...

I bet they all had a good laugh when Meli's application for the job arrived.

 

[The Dark Knight]

He won me at the Croc handling cert. That fella has balls.

He could use those skills in a st kilda library. Jump on the back and tape the mouth shut.

 

[The Dark Knight]

And speaking of scary creatures check out our 'Ambassador for women' Stephanie Copas Campbell.

Now we all understand what a 'Brand ambassador' is. We know that people like Charlize Theron is paid millions to plug Dior, and Taylor Swift flogs Coke (The black shit in a bottle, not the white on a mirror) But what exactly (apart from making demonic videos) is the purpose of an Ambassador for women? Is her job to sell the benefits of being a women to the millions of teenagers who are still undecided what gender they want to be?

Picking this demonic nut job to encourage normal young boys to abandon their penises and start dressing like that flake Christian Wilkinson is as bad as Emirates Airlines choosing Jennifer Aniston to flog their brand. The sight of Jens 40 year old nipples proudly poking out of every outfit she wears, would terrify most Arab men into flying Qantas with their aging cabin staff dressed in those ridiculous purple outfits.

Of course Copas- Campbell was appointed to the role by none other than the Countries senior lesbian 'Penny for your thoughts' Wong. Like everything this Government has touched since coming to power, it is a fuckup. If you want to convince young boys that they will lead a much happier life if they become girls, they should have picked someone like Margot Robbie.
Hot as fuck, funny, approachable and talented, Margot is much more likely to convince the young fellas to grow a pair of tits and rather own a cock, to start sucking someone elses.

Just compare this pic to the ones above...

I bet they all had a good laugh when Meli's application for the job arrived.

I’m calling bullshit.

You’ve been conned by a Hollywood marketing campaign promoting a new horror movie.

There is no way that appointment is real.

 

[The Dark Knight]

Showed the wife a the video of SCC.

“Is she man or woman?” Was her reaction.

Wong has been doing a reasonable job in her role as FM, unlike Albo who has been failing as a leader, but this appointment of someone in a very public role is an utter failure.

 

[The Dark Knight]

State, federal govts strike $7b deal for 2032 Brisbane Olympics​

State, federal govts strike $7b deal for 2032 Brisbane Olympics

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk have detailed plans for the Gabba redevelopment and a new venue at Roma Street.

www.theage.com.au

Did the Feds have to stump up cash for NSW to hold the Sydney Olympics like the way Albo is bailing out incompetent Anna and her vanity project?

Tax payers around Australia can fightly feel aggrieved about this.

 

[Goodvibes]

@LB 15 is the RWNJ Misogynist Cunt of SA.

Seriously not funni, seriously sick unit.

 

[The Dark Knight]

And speaking of scary creatures check out our 'Ambassador for women' Stephanie Copas Campbell.

Now we all understand what a 'Brand ambassador' is. We know that people like Charlize Theron is paid millions to plug Dior, and Taylor Swift flogs Coke (The black shit in a bottle, not the white on a mirror) But what exactly (apart from making demonic videos) is the purpose of an Ambassador for women? Is her job to sell the benefits of being a women to the millions of teenagers who are still undecided what gender they want to be?

Picking this demonic nut job to encourage normal young boys to abandon their penises and start dressing like that flake Christian Wilkinson is as bad as Emirates Airlines choosing Jennifer Aniston to flog their brand. The sight of Jens 40 year old nipples proudly poking out of every outfit she wears, would terrify most Arab men into flying Qantas with their aging cabin staff dressed in those ridiculous purple outfits.

Of course Copas- Campbell was appointed to the role by none other than the Countries senior lesbian 'Penny for your thoughts' Wong. Like everything this Government has touched since coming to power, it is a fuckup. If you want to convince young boys that they will lead a much happier life if they become girls, they should have picked someone like Margot Robbie.
Hot as fuck, funny, approachable and talented, Margot is much more likely to convince the young fellas to grow a pair of tits and rather own a cock, to start sucking someone elses.

Just compare this pic to the ones above...

I bet they all had a good laugh when Meli's application for the job arrived.

 

[Happy]

$even fucking billion for Brisbane's fortnight of running and jumping and swimming is very nice for Brisbane.

Meanwhile, further north, we have to put up with the Bruce Highway, which is verging on African standards of fucked-up-ness in places.

While I'm bitching, how the fuck did "Pahlooshzook" become "Palushay"? Always reminds me of Hyacinth Bucket.

 

[Goodvibes]

Misogynists fucking hate women in powerful and influential positions. They get upset as soon as they take the apron off and leave the kitchen.

We got some triggered ones here.

 

[Happy]

I admire women in powerful and influential positions, IF they are doing a really good job in that position. They have had to work harder and smarter to overcome the old boys network. Some of them become just another one of the old boys once they get up there.

Very occasionally, they achieve high office despite looking like a low-budget movie vampire.

I get happy when my wife takes the apron off and leaves the kitchen. I'm a better cook, and often she has nothing on under the apron.