I wasn't sure why everyone was laughing at me until.........

kent_island_sailor

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Kent Island!
I am at the pet store getting new dog tags and a big dog toy that is Husky-proof. It looks like and industrial strength giant dildo. It isn't until I checked out I bother to think about what to do with it, I rode my son's old Harley to the store and it has no saddle bags or racks or tiedowns or anything. Hmmm...what to do. I ended up jamming the huge dildo thing under the headlight and it is sticking out nice and bright red.
Before I could get underway a car pulls up and a lady that looks like she is about 80 sees me and starts laughing hysterically. At first I had no idea WTF she was going on about until Iooked down for the neutral light and there it is, a huge bright red rubber sex toy :oops:
 

Ventucky Red

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I am at the pet store getting new dog tags and a big dog toy that is Husky-proof. It looks like and industrial strength giant dildo. It isn't until I checked out I bother to think about what to do with it, I rode my son's old Harley to the store and it has no saddle bags or racks or tiedowns or anything. Hmmm...what to do. I ended up jamming the huge dildo thing under the headlight and it is sticking out nice and bright red.
Before I could get underway a car pulls up and a lady that looks like she is about 80 sees me and starts laughing hysterically. At first I had no idea WTF she was going on about until Iooked down for the neutral light and there it is, a huge bright red rubber sex toy :oops:
Considering 99% of the time here we're laughing at you, not with you, what is so different with this escapade? :p
 

El Borracho

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Pacific Rim
I am at the pet store getting new dog tags and a big dog toy that is Husky-proof. It looks like and industrial strength giant dildo. It isn't until I checked out I bother to think about what to do with it, I rode my son's old Harley to the store and it has no saddle bags or racks or tiedowns or anything. Hmmm...what to do. I ended up jamming the huge dildo thing under the headlight and it is sticking out nice and bright red.
Before I could get underway a car pulls up and a lady that looks like she is about 80 sees me and starts laughing hysterically. At first I had no idea WTF she was going on about until Iooked down for the neutral light and there it is, a huge bright red rubber sex toy :oops:
Did you accidentally post your PornHub script proposal here? Please post the next couple of scenes ... where the 80 y.o. Has you bent over the Harley in the woods.
 

SloopJonB

Super Anarchist
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Great Wet North
Me too. They all look alike anyway. The real guys, that is.
HEY!

They are the ruggedest of rugged individualists.

Well, except for the twins

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And triplets

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billy backstay

Backstay, never bought a suit, never went to Vegas
I am at the pet store getting new dog tags and a big dog toy that is Husky-proof. It looks like and industrial strength giant dildo. It isn't until I checked out I bother to think about what to do with it, I rode my son's old Harley to the store and it has no saddle bags or racks or tiedowns or anything. Hmmm...what to do. I ended up jamming the huge dildo thing under the headlight and it is sticking out nice and bright red.
Before I could get underway a car pulls up and a lady that looks like she is about 80 sees me and starts laughing hysterically. At first I had no idea WTF she was going on about until Iooked down for the neutral light and there it is, a huge bright red rubber sex toy :oops:

Now you just need a pair of red rubber "truck nuts" to hang under your dildo!!
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