I will Take My Boat Now

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Maybe you think Ernie is asking for his boat back in this pic, but we see it this way:

Sheik: I will take my boat now.

Bertie: What?

Sheik: Did I stutter? You heard me. Give me the damn boat. Now.

Bertie: But it's not your boat.

Sheik: It is now.

We almost called it a SCOTW feature: The Sheik and his Bitch. Please note the chubby lapdog trying to keep up in the background...Jump in on this one.

Ernesto_and_sheik.jpg

 
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bcopper

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Sheik: She's only worth $20M, and I'll take a cashiers check for $100M now.

EB: But she's worth every penny of $120M.

Sheik: Have you checked charter rates lately ? Not to me she isn't.

EB: But she sails at 30 knots and gets 10 miles to the gallon.

Shiek: Tell it to Dr. Massad, I pay the bills around here.

EB: OK, we'll throw in BB and five crew for a year.

Sheik: No deal, she's already broken twice and burned out two motors.

EB: OK, we'll throw in LM also.

Sheik: Only if he's my personal bitch.

EB: Whatever you want, now can I borrow her for two months ?

Sheik: Sorry, she's mine now.

 

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Sheik: She's only worth $20M, and I'll take a cashiers check for $100M now.
EB: But she's worth every penny of $120M.

Sheik: Have you checked charter rates lately ? Not to me she isn't.

EB: But she sails at 30 knots and gets 10 miles to the gallon.

Shiek: Tell it to Dr. Massad, I pay the bills around here.

EB: OK, we'll throw in BB and five crew for a year.

Sheik: No deal, she's already broken twice and burned out two motors.

EB: OK, we'll throw in LM also.

Sheik: Only if he's my personal bitch.

EB: Whatever you want, now can I borrow her for two months ?

Sheik: Sorry, she's mine now.
Its a boat not an oil well, and EB is swiss not american get the point ? :lol:

 

bcopper

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Sheik: She's only worth $20M, and I'll take a cashiers check for $100M now.
EB: But she's worth every penny of $120M.

Sheik: Have you checked charter rates lately ? Not to me she isn't.

EB: But she sails at 30 knots and gets 10 miles to the gallon.

Shiek: Tell it to Dr. Massad, I pay the bills around here.

EB: OK, we'll throw in BB and five crew for a year.

Sheik: No deal, she's already broken twice and burned out two motors.

EB: OK, we'll throw in LM also.

Sheik: Only if he's my personal bitch.

EB: Whatever you want, now can I borrow her for two months ?

Sheik: Sorry, she's mine now.
Its a boat not an oil well, and EB is swiss not american get the point ? :lol:
Ever buy a used car ??

Get the point ;) .

 
Ernie: So when can I get my boat out of here?

Sheik: It shouldn't be too long, just have a formal procedure to complete then you can leave, it's standard for this type of thing.

Ernie: Procedure?

Sheik: Yes, it's simple really. First we remove your testicles, followed by your left eye, both of your big toes and then shave off your eyebrows.

Ernie: Ahh, and how is this procedure done?

Sheik: With a spoon.

 
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Tony_F18

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Making fun of a country who is willing to invest MILLIONS into our sport during a recession? Nice going SA. :wacko:

The US cant even organize a single X40 due to lack of funding.

 

eric e

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perhaps kirsty would like to sing for us

while you temporarily take the boat back to spain for orange juice

we can provide her with her own island and a backing band

 

pierrot

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Maybe you think Ernie is asking for his boat back in this pic, but we see it this way:
Sheik: I will take my boat now.

Bertie: What?

Sheik: Did I stutter? You heard me. Give me the damn boat. Now.

Bertie: But it's not your boat.

Sheik: It is now.

We almost called it a SCOTW feature: The Sheik and his Bitch. Please note the chubby lapdog trying to keep up in the background...Jump in on this one.
"Bitch"? "Lapdog"? ... not very clever and not "sport" at all ... that's poor and useless.

SA, care at what you published last few months, really, shame on you sometime.

 

bbl

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Maybe you think Ernie is asking for his boat back in this pic, but we see it this way:
Sheik: I will take my boat now.

Bertie: What?

Sheik: Did I stutter? You heard me. Give me the damn boat. Now.

Bertie: But it's not your boat.

Sheik: It is now.

We almost called it a SCOTW feature: The Sheik and his Bitch. Please note the chubby lapdog trying to keep up in the background...Jump in on this one.
"Bitch"? "Lapdog"? ... not very clever and not "sport" at all ... that's poor and useless.

SA, care at what you published last few months, really, shame on you sometime.
+1

 
Maybe you think Ernie is asking for his boat back in this pic, but we see it this way:
Sheik: I will take my boat now.

Bertie: What?

Sheik: Did I stutter? You heard me. Give me the damn boat. Now.

Bertie: But it's not your boat.

Sheik: It is now.

We almost called it a SCOTW feature: The Sheik and his Bitch. Please note the chubby lapdog trying to keep up in the background...Jump in on this one.
"Bitch"? "Lapdog"? ... not very clever and not "sport" at all ... that's poor and useless.

SA, care at what you published last few months, really, shame on you sometime.
Oh look- another newbie fucktard sockpuppet! FUCK OFF & SHOW US SOME TITS!!!

 

analog77

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Maybe you think Ernie is asking for his boat back in this pic, but we see it this way:
Sheik: I will take my boat now.

Bertie: What?

Sheik: Did I stutter? You heard me. Give me the damn boat. Now.

Bertie: But it's not your boat.

Sheik: It is now.

We almost called it a SCOTW feature: The Sheik and his Bitch. Please note the chubby lapdog trying to keep up in the background...Jump in on this one.
"Bitch"? "Lapdog"? ... not very clever and not "sport" at all ... that's poor and useless.

SA, care at what you published last few months, really, shame on you sometime.
+1
+77

 

Foreverslow

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Making fun of a country who is willing to invest MILLIONS into our sport during a recession? Nice going SA. :wacko: The US cant even organize a single X40 due to lack of funding.
Investment my ass.

It is chump change entry fees for the egos of 2 tools.

They don't care about you or I.

They don't care if anything trickles down. Heck, Ernie tried to limit distribution of state of art materals last time around.

Wake up and smell coffee.

When the dust settles it will be interesting to see the percentage of each program that was consumed in legal fees.

The world of sailing will survive without such games.

Gotten by for 200 years.

Maybe a couple of slackers want to be's will need to get REAL jobs like the rest of us.

No big deal.

 

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