I will Take My Boat Now

[dogdoo]

No, I'm the fairest of them all!

 

[bj1378]

This is the poorest attempt at a joke I have ever seen.

This is a sad day for SA.

why don`t you just put some pictures of TE`s holidays with

little lads on here.

At least that would be truthful.

Plus that picture was taken is 2006. Get a life.

Maybe you think Ernie is asking for his boat back in this pic, but we see it this way:
Sheik: I will take my boat now.

Bertie: What?

Sheik: Did I stutter? You heard me. Give me the damn boat. Now.

Bertie: But it's not your boat.

Sheik: It is now.

We almost called it a SCOTW feature: The Sheik and his Bitch. Please note the chubby lapdog trying to keep up in the background...Jump in on this one.

 

[bj1378]

Thanks stingray that is very funny dude nice one.

It makes my nipples hard too!

 

[kiwi_jon]

 

[gelcoat]

Bertie:Not sure if I can fix you up with the Perini and 21 hookers from Russia

Sheik: You know the deal sir...

Bertie: OK, OK....Can you arrange a meeting with a few of your Somaila Pirate friends...I have a little consulting job on the side....

Sheik: Your wish is my command, just make sure that your blood-sucking infidels stay away from my camels.

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

Ernie: But your Majesty, Swiss Cheese on Flat bread is just not right!

Skiek-Ur-Booti: Die, infidel!

 

[Grrr...]

Maybe you think Ernie is asking for his boat back in this pic, but we see it this way:
Sheik: I will take my boat now.

Bertie: What?

Sheik: Did I stutter? You heard me. Give me the damn boat. Now.

Bertie: But it's not your boat.

Sheik: It is now.

We almost called it a SCOTW feature: The Sheik and his Bitch. Please note the chubby lapdog trying to keep up in the background...Jump in on this one.

"Bitch"? "Lapdog"? ... not very clever and not "sport" at all ... that's poor and useless.

SA, care at what you published last few months, really, shame on you sometime.

+1

+77

Don't you love fucktards who come to a website and then demand it changes to suit their requirements?

 

[kiwi_jon]

 

[OceanTrekker]

Sheik: How much for your women?

Ernesto: What?

Sheik: Your women! How much for your women? I want to buy them!

Ernesto: THey're not for sale!

Sheik: How much for your daughters? your wife?

Ernesto: YOu cannot buy them!

Sheik: Throw in the fat man behind us! I buy your women and the fat man behind us!

Ernesto: How much are you paying?

 

[Stiffler's Mom]

"fuck, back to camel racing for fun".

 

[Meat Helmet]

Sheik: We know about the chubby, white haired fellow behind us. Please keep him away from the booze and cars. We do not want to have an international incident.

 

[Lets Get It On]

Erne$sto: It will make a great beach cat, and the motor can for all your electronic toys.

Sheik: Great! We have a lot of sand around here and the trampoline will provide a great place to play Guitar Hero.

 

[~Stingray~~]

Thank you. Lighten up everyone, geez!

Thanks stingray that is very funny dude nice one.It makes my nipples hard too!

 

[b393capt]

Ernesto, see this dirty empty lot? We will transform this into a beautiful mecca for all to see, featuring your boat right in the middle !

Had other plans for this spot actually, but having spent 120 million at the marina, this is all we can afford now.

 

[analog77]

Maybe you think Ernie is asking for his boat back in this pic, but we see it this way:
Sheik: I will take my boat now.

Bertie: What?

Sheik: Did I stutter? You heard me. Give me the damn boat. Now.

Bertie: But it's not your boat.

Sheik: It is now.

We almost called it a SCOTW feature: The Sheik and his Bitch. Please note the chubby lapdog trying to keep up in the background...Jump in on this one.

"Bitch"? "Lapdog"? ... not very clever and not "sport" at all ... that's poor and useless.

SA, care at what you published last few months, really, shame on you sometime.

+1

+77

Don't you love fucktards who come to a website and then demand it changes to suit their requirements?

thanks for your kind query - i'm coming less often also because of douche bags like you. fys.

 

[catsailordude]

Should anarchists be this uniformly partisan?

 

[White Lightnin']

Should anarchists be this uniformly partisan?

It's called "SAILING Anarchy"

Which means that people like the "SAILING"

Something that Ernesto has been trying hard to avoid for 2+ years

End of Hijack

WL

 

[White Lightnin']

My .02

WL

 

[Coach Jon Coronado]

Maybe you think Ernie is asking for his boat back in this pic, but we see it this way:
Sheik: I will take my boat now.

Bertie: What?

Sheik: Did I stutter? You heard me. Give me the damn boat. Now.

Bertie: But it's not your boat.

Sheik: It is now.

We almost called it a SCOTW feature: The Sheik and his Bitch. Please note the chubby lapdog trying to keep up in the background...Jump in on this one.

"No he's (Brad) not for sale"

"What if we give you a pair of Kaenon's and you be our tactician".

 

[Grrr...]

Sheik: "This is the location where we will bring you your 72 virgins after your suicide catameran explodes and destroys the Americans!"

EB: "Wait... Whut?"