I will Take My Boat Now

[lazybone]

OK, you can have the boat ...

but your women under the banyon tree, stay!

 

[timonkey]

My MILF* Sheik brings all the toys to his yard, and that's right, this boat is not yours, that's right, this boat is not yours.

(*Muslim an Italian would Like to Fuck)

 

[waterboy]

EB to Mr. Sheik- "I like your robe. It makes me think of pocket pool. Do you like pocket pool? I know I do. I'm playing it right now."

 

[drew77]

I've got a good one,

The editor of Sailing Anarchy's wife is a fat old dog, and she still divorced him. The editor of sailing anarchy is also a jealous cock with a shit website.

 

[chauch]

To all the bitches who are whining:

- Spare us the sanctimony over a caption contest when Alinghi has been cranking out defamatory cartoons all along.

- Spare us the sanctimony over the disparagement of RAK when the lot of you make much more inflammatory generalizations about the USA on a regular basis.

- Spare us the sanctimony over a perceived 'missed standard' on SA when this is an open forum for everyone.

Participate or STFU.

 

[OntarioFT]

at least try and be a little unbiased once and a while and crack a joke about larry,

In all fairness he is much less of a sailor than EB,

i mean look at the guy FFS!!

 

[lazybone]

at least try and be a little unbiased once and a while and crack a joke about larry,In all fairness he is much less of a sailor than EB,

i mean look at the guy FFS!!

Which one's Larry?

 

[bagua]

Oh dear , my first ever SA post and I already have to appologize . When I suggested "REACH-AROUND" as a caption It was intended to suggest that the Sheik was being offerd a ride on A-5 , on any point of sail exept hard on the wind . I've since been informed that there is another meaning for the term . So for those offended by the suggestion that the Sheik has taken it up the ass from Mr. Bertarelli with only a hand-job for reccompense , please accept my humble appology .

 

[gusmus]

 

[Walker]

"You see with the clothes we wear here you really don't need a spinnaker" "We just put several on the bow, much easier to gybe!"

 

[DC_US55]

EB agrees to allow the sheik to be on board A5 for the Cup races...

Since there's no limitation on sail area.

- ed...DAMN walker beat me to the sail area joke!

 

[foster]

Sheik: Screw you, I am the Sheik and I'll wear white after Labor Day if I damn well feel like it!

 

[gusmus]

at least try and be a little unbiased once and a while and crack a joke about larry,In all fairness he is much less of a sailor than EB,

i mean look at the guy FFS!!

Without looking at anyone, yes, Berti is a very accomplished sailor as I have pointed out many times. Pity he's such an asshole.

 

[Remodel]

Hello Earnie. Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?

 

[hybomitra]

I've got a good one,
The editor of Sailing Anarchy's wife is a fat old dog, and she still divorced him. The editor of sailing anarchy is also a jealous cock with a shit website.

Oooh. How relevant!

 

[ReadyAbout]

Maybe you think Ernie is asking for his boat back in this pic, but we see it this way:
Sheik: I will take my boat now.

Bertie: What?

Sheik: Did I stutter? You heard me. Give me the damn boat. Now.

Bertie: But it's not your boat.

Sheik: It is now.

We almost called it a SCOTW feature: The Sheik and his Bitch. Please note the chubby lapdog trying to keep up in the background...Jump in on this one.

"Bitch"? "Lapdog"? ... not very clever and not "sport" at all ... that's poor and useless.

SA, care at what you published last few months, really, shame on you sometime.

WTF?!! Maybe I'm wrong here, but I assumed the Front Page reflects Sportsmanlike Conduct, Good Natured, Newsworthy Stuff, Here you wanna see my tits?

 

[racingwag]

If Kornreich thinks she can force this race to take place in Valencia, Ernesto she's wrong. Get our best DC Lawyers on the phone & tell them to make sure it will be a choice between venues in Somalia, the Pacific Gyre or a place of my choosing in the Red Sea so our boat is assured of winning.

 

[DoRag]

You look like a towel head......

 

[BalticBandit]

For the LAST TIME Sheik..... I'm SWISS, and I CANNOT Sell you Carla Bruni...

 

[Two Cold Dogs]

at least try and be a little unbiased once and a while and crack a joke about larry,In all fairness he is much less of a sailor than EB,

i mean look at the guy FFS!!

Didn't realize that EB had done Hobarts and such. Seems like Sayonara did a lot of off shore sailing with LE on board before he got fully into the AC arena.