i'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting

water ratz

Super Anarchist
1,312
5
Near the water
(917): yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.

 
Jeff B said:
[No, I'm not including alcohol - given that its legal. I'm not trying to start a debate about whether pot or acid or whatever should be legalized - just that it seems that the disregard for the fact that its illegal has gotten to be the norm. Its talked about so openly as if its a normal thing.



I think you pretty much got it from the demographic group that would be posting on a site like "textfromlastnight" Getting high legal or not would be the norm. The good news is most of them are most likely collage age or younger and will hopefully grow up to be responsible (somewhat) adults!!
Then they will post here. Carry on...

 

Rodrigging

Super Anarchist
1,661
0
Michigan
(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

(508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

 

water ratz

Super Anarchist
1,312
5
Near the water
(617): My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?

It all depends on how long they've been married. :ph34r:

 

hard aground

Super Anarchist
(905): In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience

someone please tell me they know the recipe for this drink, I'm pretty sure I don't want to google it.

 

Henley Hornbrook

Henley Hornbrook
1,048
11
Puget Sound
(905): In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience


someone please tell me they know the recipe for this drink, I'm pretty sure I don't want to google it.

Scale ingredients to servings

1/3 oz 1800® Tequila

1/3 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey

1/3 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur

Pour into shot glass starting with tequila, followed by J.D. and finally Southern. Shoot it.

 
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andrew okun

Super Anarchist
2,443
0
near there
(337): thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts

(516): whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?

(734): Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?

(630): According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"

(704): Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends

(704): Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.

 

glexpress

Super Anarchist
3,045
101
Hill Valley
(313): this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.

 
(435): Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood

(937): wtf. i just found you're porn stash.

(1-937): u like it?

(937): NOT THE POINT.

(616): who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss

 
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