Somebody Else
a person of little consequence
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If you had any children left for bait, you could troll for Great Whites with that gizmo.
+1Six steps:
1. Arm yourself with a case of good beer.
2. Tie alongside a bigger boat, with a thirsty crew and a bosun's chair.
3. Have them send someone up their rig, with a line loosely attached round your headstay.
4. He pulls himself across the gap.
5. He snags your halyard, and brings it down.
6. Both crews drink all the beer.
You make raccoons sound like your average bowman (and before people get out of shape, when I last raced I was a bowman).I'm with Miscon, scrap the squirrel idea. Raccoon's are very intelligent creatures and may be a viable option, however the majority lack basic social skills. Expect one to drink all your beer, hit on your wife and shit in your cockpit only to pass out in the head before retrieving the halyard.
Best of luck.
+2+1Six steps:
1. Arm yourself with a case of good beer.
2. Tie alongside a bigger boat, with a thirsty crew and a bosun's chair.
3. Have them send someone up their rig, with a line loosely attached round your headstay.
4. He pulls himself across the gap.
5. He snags your halyard, and brings it down.
6. Both crews drink all the beer.
Best solution.
Best fun potential.
Best use of beer.
That would work, The boat is at my apartment on Miami Beach.....happy to provide the beer or even a sundowner rum, I have a pretty good selection from when I worked in the Caribbean.Where is your boat kept? Surely there's an anarchist or two near by who could be persuaded to play fetch for a tasty malt beverage or six...
What? you think bowmen arn't worthy of such a complement?You make raccoons sound like your average bowman (and before people get out of shape, when I last raced I was a bowman).I'm with Miscon, scrap the squirrel idea. Raccoon's are very intelligent creatures and may be a viable option, however the majority lack basic social skills. Expect one to drink all your beer, hit on your wife and shit in your cockpit only to pass out in the head before retrieving the halyard.
Best of luck.
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Reading the thread and comprehending wouldn't go astray before a rant.seriously, how can someone who owns a keel boat, ask a question like "how do I get a halyard down ?" Scary shyt that. Has the gin palace ever left its mooring ??? The shackle pin came undone because you didnt tighten it with a shackle spanner. You only did it up finger tight. And if you hadve wrapped electrical tape around it (so it didnt tear the spinnaker), you wouldnt have lost the loose pin.
Well I wasn't going to get into a shit fight with an idiot, but here goes:seriously, how can someone who owns a keel boat, ask a question like "how do I get a halyard down ?" Scary shyt that. Has the gin palace ever left its mooring ??? The shackle pin came undone because you didnt tighten it with a shackle spanner. You only did it up finger tight. And if you hadve wrapped electrical tape around it (so it didnt tear the spinnaker), you wouldnt have lost the loose pin.