If it brings a smile, good. Who is going to worry?I bought a new brand of stick deodorant. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom."
It hurts to walk, but my farts smell lovely.
(EDIT - sorry Warbird, I just saw you posted this one 2 years ago... No problem. Recycling is good, right?)
A guy into the doctor and says Preparation H does work adding "For all the good they did I might as well shoved them up my ass."I actually knew a guy once who complained that Preparation H suppositories were ineffective - because he didn't take the foil off. :lol:
From bill engvall:I actually knew a guy once who complained that Preparation H suppositories were ineffective - because he didn't take the foil off. :lol:
Should have done the opposite as a return favour, That’ll really bring out the howls!On the Prep H topic, I had 4 birthdays in a row (late May) in the middle of the Atlantic on deliveries back from the Caribbean to the Med.
After one evening celebration I was "put to bed." Arising next morning with a mouth like the inside of a running shoe, I staggered into the head to scrub my teeth. Squeezing a hefty length out of my personal toothpaste I started the scrub. Foul filthy green/brown froth emerged from my mouth, then the tastebuds triggered. A massive chuck followed.
Howls of laughter from on deck.
The bastards had squeezed out my toothpaste and backfilled the tube with Prep H.
I love my crew.