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[Grande Mastere Dreade]

 

[wal']

Pete's going to Hell..........

 

[random]

U gunna burn bro

 

[SloopJonB]

I want to see the vid of the top kid on his rusty bike.

Where do I send the $2?

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

 

[White Lightnin']

I'm thinking these last few belong in the LONQ thread

WL

 

[wristwister]

As told by my teenage nephew during last weeks sailing trip:

How does a quadriplegic turtle cross the road?

Take the F out of Way

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

just learned that cock fighting is with chickens... 

fuck, that's two years of training gone to waste..

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

 

[SloopJohnB]

Headlines Say it All

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[billy backstay]

You can't make that shit up!!!! 

 

[SloopJonB]

When I see headlines like that I sometimes wonder if they are deliberate - could any writers AND editors be that clueless?

My latest favourite was the New York Post headline

"Bezos Exposes Pecker"

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

1st guy: How, how  could you sleep with her?

2nd:  she was lying there naked, what was I supposed to do?

1st guy:   the autopsy?

 

[Gissie]

 

[Cal20sailor]

I really wish I could find that funny and not embarrassing.

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

I really wish I could find that funny and not embarrassing.

you forgot the autopsy?

 

[Snaggletooth]

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He was on solid ground until he added the""stupid infidels" part....

That dose seeme be cleare pointte of demmarcatione.  SA Field Trippe?                          

 

[Gissie]

I really wish I could find that funny and not embarrassing.

Laughed so much you wet your pants? Feel your embarrassment. I think there are exercises that can help.