One more time...A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie.
When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture.
The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porn film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porn theatre to see the adult movie.
With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row of the adult cinema, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M, bondage and even a dog.
After a while watching the adult movie, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."
That reminds me of this joke.
Here is video, sorry not fitting for joke thread.As cars have gotten better, drivers have gotten worse, for sure.
There are a lot of factors involved in reduced deaths but car design is by far the most significant. Not too long ago I saw a crash test between some modern sedan and a '59 Chevy.
The test was a "frontal offset" hit - the drivers fenders hit head on.
The '59 was totalled and the driver would have been dead - front was crushed back to the windshield, the steering column was through the front seat and so forth.
The modern car was badly damaged but the drivers door still worked and the driver would have walked away.
BITD any accident over about 30 MPH was a fatal, now people walk away at those speeds.