Joke

[Not for nothing]

ok I cheated but if you haven't seen this on YouTube
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US History.

 

[SloopJonB]

Those man in the street interviews can make one despair for the future of humanity.

Remember when gross ignorance was shameful and embarrassing?

 

[billy backstay]

Those man in the street interviews can make one despair for the future of humanity.

Remember when gross ignorance was shameful and embarrassing?

Enjoy!!






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[Virgulino Ferreira]

If you're a xenophobic thug, roaming the NYC subways threatening older foreigners and shouting "speak English here", you'd better NOT pick a fight with one of the princes of the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu royal family.

Last week:

Gracie family - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

"Video footage of Martial Arts legend Renzo Gracie in an altercation on a New York City Subway station platform. After returning from an Academy, Gracie conversed with a fellow black belt and staff member when he was confronted for speaking Portuguese with his friends. Based on the information we retrieved from an audio recording on Whatsapp, Gracie stated that the aggressor was a black/dark-skinned man yelling at him to “speak English here.” In the audio recording, Gracie noted that the young man accused him of speaking wrong about him in Portuguese. Gracie responded, saying that his accusation was ridiculous and racist. A fight ensued. According to Gracie, the man begged to be let go from a Kata Gatame, saying, “I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.” While controlling him, Gracie made the assailant apologize and released him, saying, “you see, you’re a nice guy. Why are you doing this? Why are you so impolite?"

Renzo also said he did not punch the assailant because he knew he was being filmed... The cameraman may have saved the life of the thug...

Renzo Gracie - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

So much love!

 

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[Grrr...]

They could see it from the roadway if someone would trim the bushes......

 

[justsomeguy!]

For a common cold, I'll drink beer.
For influenza, I usually have red wine.
A bad sore throat? Whiskey.
Then a friend asked me about drinking water.
I replied "I've never been that sick."

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

 

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[SloopJonB]

This should tell you all you need to know about "crypto".

Suckers game on the level of Ponzi.

crypto-

combining form
prefix: crypto-

1. concealed; secret.
   "cryptogram"
   

Origin

from Greek kruptos ‘hidden’.

 

[Snaggletooth]

So.... ist bad because ist Greeke?

 

[jerseyguy]

I came home one day and said to my girlfriend "Hey honey you should rub toilet paper on your tits."

"WHY?!?" she replied.

"It'll make them bigger, look what it did for your ass!"

So when do you get out of the hospital?

 

[Cal20sailor]

At least the bus appears to be moving.

 

[Rushman]

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There is a horse in a house here in Melbourne. Third floor!

 

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[Not for nothing]

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes, she gave me a hug

If I got paid while I sleep, it would be my dream job

 

[Knut Grotzki]

So.... ist bad because ist Greeke?

no just take the backdoor

 

[warbird]