Kari Lake

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I wonder if she still has enough body to have a career in porn. Of course theymight not let a person of known bad character perform
 

Bus Driver

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Yeah, large number of machines change their config after being tested and "sealed", but, hey, that isn't evidence of anything.

Not having any idea how many ballots were sent from a given ward/district to the central count was another instant classic. Anything to save time with the inevitable "discovery" of ballots in the back of cars, suitcases, etc..
All you gotta do is produce credible evidence to support the allegations.

That's how it works.

Funny how your team hasn't learned that lesson. I think the count is zero for more than 60, right?
 

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55 gallon drum. Lotsa reverb.
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hobie1616

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(The Borowitz Report)—The former anchorwoman Kari Lake said it is “totally unfair” that some liars, such as George Santos, got to win their elections but she did not.

In a local television interview, an apoplectic Lake said that Santos’s success and her failure “show that not all liars are treated equally in the United States of America.”

“I spread some perfectly normal lies about my election being stolen, and I go down in flames,” she said. “Meanwhile, this Santos clown claims he did everything but walk on the moon and invent the iPhone, and he sails to victory. I don’t want to live in an America like that.”
 

hobie1616

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Retired Harvard University law professor Alan Dershowitz says he wasn't really part of the legal team representing Kari Lake and Mark Finchem in a federal lawsuit to ban voting machines in Arizona last year.

Now, nine months after his name first appeared on the failed lawsuit, the 84-year lawyer says he shouldn't be punished for it.

Dershowitz told the court he was merely a consultant in the case and should not face any financial sanctions the judge is considering against other lawyers in the case.
 

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Retired Harvard University law professor Alan Dershowitz says he wasn't really part of the legal team representing Kari Lake and Mark Finchem in a federal lawsuit to ban voting machines in Arizona last year.

Now, nine months after his name first appeared on the failed lawsuit, the 84-year lawyer says he shouldn't be punished for it.

Dershowitz told the court he was merely a consultant in the case and should not face any financial sanctions the judge is considering against other lawyers in the case.
And he kept his underwear on the whole time.
 

Bus Driver

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Arizona Republican Kari Lake played a game of make believe when she crowned herself “the duly elected governor” during a call-in to right-wing streaming channel Real America’s Voice this week.
Kinda like the missives coming from the "Office of the 45th President".

Delusional, the both of them.
 

hobie1616

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Failed gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake insisted in an interview Friday that if she is not made governor of Arizona, the U.S. will turn into Venezuela.

The Donald Trump-backed Republican raised the specter of a Venezuelan America in an interview with far-right student agitator Charlie Kirk.

“There’s a boatload of evidence in our favor,” Lake baselessly claimed in the interview. “We just need a judge to wake up and realize what’s on the line here, and if we do not restore honest elections right now, our country will turn into a Venezuela. We have Venezuelan-style elections, and this is how you destroy a country.”

Ironically, the ascension to power by someone who isn’t chosen in a free election is typical of authoritarian leadership in Venezuela, not in an American democracy.
 
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