(The Borowitz Report)—Kari Lake said that she is “absolutely furious and outraged” that no one has performed a search of her home for stolen documents.
“The F.B.I. has been raiding the house of every Tom, Dick, and Harry, but somehow doesn’t think mine is worthy of their attention,” she said. “This doesn’t pass the smell test.”
The former anchorwoman claimed that she has been calling for the F.B.I. to raid her home for weeks, but to no avail.
“Clearly, the whole process of who gets raided and who doesn’t is rigged,” she alleged. “This is America? Wake up, people.”
“The F.B.I. has been raiding the house of every Tom, Dick, and Harry, but somehow doesn’t think mine is worthy of their attention,” she said. “This doesn’t pass the smell test.”
The former anchorwoman claimed that she has been calling for the F.B.I. to raid her home for weeks, but to no avail.
“Clearly, the whole process of who gets raided and who doesn’t is rigged,” she alleged. “This is America? Wake up, people.”