Key West Tuesday - The Comments

MR.CLEAN

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The clock has struck 12, and a new day is upon us. The forecast is as different as can be from yesterday's near-gale. Sitting at the outdoor bar of my hotel, it's already dropped off quite a bit, and the forecasts I'm looking at are showing 10-15 knots max with lighter breeze likely for most of the day. I can't say I'm disappointed - Mer was incapacitated by sea sickness yesterday, chopping off the photo-editing end of our team, and another photog, Kregg from Pirate's Lair, hurled over the side when he smelled the vodka wafting from the tumbler I poured while sitting in the fighting chair on the back of our trusty 40 ton steed, "Relentless."

Somehow, you guys didn't seem to mind our transgressions, nor the fact that the races were abandoned. You hit Monday's report over 15,000 times, so we are expecting a big crowd when the gun sounds in 10 hours. We're going back to the Farr 40/M30/Melges 32 course to start out, since we all want to see some of the great matches amongst the deep talent in these upper-crust classes. After that, we'll head over to watch our own favorite, the Melges 24, alongside the J/105 and J/80 classes. This is the biggest division of the week, with almost a hundred boats on one course, and it's filled with people that so many of you know and sail with or against. We've also got a special guest aboard - our German friend Gunter is the top dog of the European Melges 24 Class. He's never been to Key West before, so we're going to show him a good time while getting him involved in bringing you all the action from the little boats and the 105s.

Your Ed has been working hard for the past few hours trying to speed up the hamsters in their wheels that control his interweb - we're going to need it as thousands of you follow our report. He's solved some of the issues, and we're going to help get this thing moving at warp speed by splitting our report into two parts - commentary and links will be in this one, and a separate photo thread will go up shortly. With Mer on her feet again, Sara Proctor shooting really good stuff, and two more big cameras aboard, we should have plenty to keep you entertained. Vegas scored another aircard, so we'll be uploading stuff in double time. One thing we've had to change is the embedded videos - you won't get picture-in-picture stuff today. You'll have to expend all that extra energy to click on the link that takes you straight to YouTube, and I apologize in advance for any strained finger muscles.

Today's action is brought to you by Tom "Rip" Carruthers - the owner and founder of Point Loma Outfitting in San Diego. I just learned that Tom used to sail MORC boats in the Great Lakes before moving to the Left Coast and buying J/World San Diego, which he ran for years. Tom went on to found Point Loma Outfitting, which has quickly become one of the top SLAM dealers in the country as well as a retailer for Gill, Ronstan, Camet, and Kaenon. Mer's already in love with him since he's a Patagonia dealer - and that shit is like crack to her. Clicky on the linkie at the top of this page to take advantage of 10% off all Anarchist orders for the next few weeks - show him that you support PL Outfitting as he supports our little sandbox.

One more thing: The boys from Bayview Yacht Club have been putting the finishing touches on what will be a bizarre and insanely fun party at the "clothing optional" Garden of Eden upstairs from the Bull & Whistle at Caroline and Duval Streets. The last time I was in this place, three of the hottest chicks I'd seen in months were dancing for three hours non-stop, the sweat dripping down their naked bodies. Oneguyfromdetroit and Saildry have some very special surprises in store for all the Anarchists who attend, while Vegas and I will be giving out Anarchy and sponsor swag. Mer and the young ladies she recruits are on tattoo duty. You're not going home without some marks on your body.

 

MR.CLEAN

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A short gearbuster report from yesterday:

  • One mast (Colgate 26 "Bob")
  • one forestay (Melges 24 Blu Moon)
  • a handful of boom vangs, a couple of outhauls
  • a LOT of sails
It could have been much, much worse. Blu Moon, previous winner of KWRW, managed to save their rig with some quick action bringing a spin halyard to the bowsprit in the nick of time.

 
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MR.CLEAN

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POD report: Our favorite Chicagoland slumlord and crew-suing POD was spotted trying to get his Mumm to the dock in the big breeze. Rather than going bow-in like the other dozen neighboring boats, he swung around, his crew ready to toss lines. Some good ol' anarchists were nearby, ready to grab the lines - and then they turned around and walked away. Hilarity ensued as his crew tried to drag the mumm to the pier.

Our anarchist was prominently wearing his SA hat for all to see.

 

MR.CLEAN

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Since our excellent Kattack guys got skunked from racing yesterday, I want to give you all a reminder to check out their site, and the offer they've made to Anarchists only. Download the player for free and see how cool it is, then use your SA discount to buy a universal pass to watch all their high-profile races.

Thanks again to Kattack for doing us up right.

 

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Mucho panx there Sr. Clean for you kind wishes. Do have a bit of a busy day, but thanks to Google free wireless I can pop in from anywhere! We're luvin the coverage! Havin' a bday dinner w/Elvis and gang and will lift a voddie in your honor. Go the M32's! Wish we could all be there. POD pics necessary!! Hope you all have a great day out there!

 

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Hi Clean, pls give some big wishes to Günter (Anarchist Ka-Nalu-Nui) from the Neustadt Pussy! It´s hard to sit in true winter and read your really good key west coverage!

Would love to see some photos from the M32 action and specially from the pinta team!

Go on!

teamTelebox aka pussy galore

 

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Hi Clean, pls give some big wishes to Günter (Anarchist Ka-Nalu-Nui) from the Neustadt Pussy! It´s hard to sit in true winter and read your really good key west coverage!
Would love to see some photos from the M32 action and specially from the pinta team!

Go on!

teamTelebox aka pussy galore
It's also hard to it in the sunny West Indies with our boat on the hard and know all you guys are having all the fun in Key West. Someone have a draught Guiness for me.

'English' of the 'Crash Test Dummies' crew!!

 

MR.CLEAN

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Please spend a few minutes playing with your board settings. The less superfluous information you display, the quicker this will load for every one of the thousands of Anarchists that will be watching this space. These will be very rich reports, full of embedded video, expandable photos, hyperlinks and more. We expect at least a couple of thousand of you to be watching simultaneously at our peaks, and we want to avoid traffic jams at every stage. At a minimum, please set your maximum posts per page to 25, and shut off all signatures and avatars. Go to your control panel in the top right corner of your screen, and make our lives easy. Thanks in advance.

 

MR.CLEAN

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It's raining hard right now, and KW locals will tell you that when the rain comes in, the breeze lays down. There are still some conflicting reports - NOAA is saying 20 knots or more, while the rest of the models are showing a sharp dropoff in the late morning. Either way, the phalanx of photographers here ain't getting pretty pictures today - we'll see if we can do better. It's pretty interesting - there are a dozen freelance photogs here or more.

Remember that we've set up another thread for photos. If any of you link photos there, just make sure to include a photo credit or a link.

A partial list of the photogs in rainy KW this week:

Ingrid Abery

Tim Wilkes

Billy Black

Sally Collison

Lucie someone (someone please tell me her last name - she is little, blonde and HOT)

Peter Lyons

Sara Proctor

Kregg Miller

 

dacapo

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ok...so how will (if at all) the abandoment of yesterday affect the sailing today?? Will crews be chomping at the bit to sail today?? Will they push it harder than they should, knowing that they lost yesterday's races?? Will there be any leftover slop on the water (sea state)?? Will there be too many hungover crews today??

thoughts??

 

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Please spend a few minutes playing with your board settings. The less superfluous information you display, the quicker this will load for every one of the thousands of Anarchists that will be watching this space. These will be very rich reports, full of embedded video, expandable photos, hyperlinks and more. We expect at least a couple of thousand of you to be watching simultaneously at our peaks, and we want to avoid traffic jams at every stage. At a minimum, please set your maximum posts per page to 25, and shut off all signatures and avatars. Go to your control panel in the top right corner of your screen, and make our lives easy. Thanks in advance.
Pls explain this step by step for the idiots amoung us.

 
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