Lauren Boebert - Rotten Pork Sliders

hobie1616

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Famous for rotten pork sliders and losing money, Boebert's 'Shooters Grill' to close

Poison pork sliders, dodgy finances and pistol-packing waitresses have all featured in the news, but no more: it would appear that screamy US Congressperson from Colorado Lauren Boebert's storied 'Shooters Grill' is closing before losing its lease. A new landlord has objected to the business and was considering yanking the lease, this has hastened a decision to close the place.

As readers know, Shooter's Grill lost hundreds of thousands of dollars during its few years of operation according to tax filings, and the eatery never lived down the 2017 incident in which Boebert's food truck sickened dozens of spectators at a local rodeo. Quality food and service was never the draw of Shooter's Grill, of course, bringing in customers (at least once for the novelty) with their armed and generally young female wait staff.

Boebert reportedly waited until after the June 28th primary to make the decision about closing Shooter's Grill after the building's landlord signaled his intention to cancel Boebert's lease at the end of August. With Boebert's Republican primary opponent dispatched, Boebert's cash flow from her newfound fame looks secure enough to dispense with the dirty work of running a small-town greasy spoon–management of which Boebert had reportedly already farmed out to political supporters.
 

Sol Rosenberg

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I thought this thread was going to be a discussion of her vaj. I even had a bbq sause discussion ready to slather on (liberally). Disappointed.
 

Navig8tor

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I thought this thread was going to be a discussion of her vaj. I even had a bbq sause discussion ready to slather on (liberally). Disappointed.
I thought this was going to be about Lying Ted Cruz porking her before sharing her with a Koch and giving her lots of money.
 

Bus Driver

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Mrleft8

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Let me get this straight... She sits on the energy committee, and her husband gets paid $800K to consult energy companies?
Clearly no conflict of interest there! :rolleyes: Kind of like Ginny and Clarence Thomas....
These creeps aren't even bothering to pretend anymore.
 

billy backstay

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Let me get this straight... She sits on the energy committee, and her husband gets paid $800K to consult energy companies?
Clearly no conflict of interest there! :rolleyes: Kind of like Ginny and Clarence Thomas....
These creeps aren't even bothering to pretend anymore.

Sounds like Joe Manchin!! He receives a half million a year from the Coal Corp's.and often votes against clean air regs....
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another 505 sailor

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Roughly 90 percent of new restaurants go out of business in the first two years. It's unfortunate for the employees, it was probably a good restaurant job in that area.
 

Navig8tor

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Lauren screws up once again this time during her speech at CPAC in which she accuses Hunter the piñata del dia of being comprised instead of compromised.
Even the R’s have a hard time as evadent.

Michael Steele
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That’s right, pace back and forth like you’re serious. Good. Pause and look around (pretend like you see them). Niiice. No one has clue what you’re saying so start strutting and throw out red meat laced with some dog whistles. Now pause. Aaand smile. Brava! Performative bullshit.
 
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