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[On The Hard]

For me, 'South of the Border' is Buffalo.  Or Lake Placid.  Maybe Seattle.  

Like USAnians, I used to cross the southern border for good times, good weather and cheap booze.  I don't cross so much any more.  

I used to go to Mexico for lunch, and all the stuff you described above. Never being able to take my kids to the Cadillac Bar in Nuevo Laredo is tragic. Damn cartels...

 

[slap]

 

[Dorado]

Been there. 

53 years ago. 

 

[silent bob]

 

[Snaggletooth]

Shese a game girlle.........  Ide haive this playeng on loope..........

 

[Ishmael]

2 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Shese a game girlle.........  Ide haive this playeng on loope..........

Wow, that's a lot of Mosrite guitars in one place.

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

linky

 

[Windward]

linky

I bet even PB hasn’t seen that.  

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

I bet even PB hasn’t seen that.  

in CA, probably not LOL

 

[SloopJonB]

I bet even PB hasn’t seen that.  

In SoCal he might have seen pussy burned by a sun heated hydrant.

 

[Lark]

I’m confident, despite her poor Tinder experience, a couple firefighters were willing to reward her enthusiasm with phone numbers.

 

[Snaggletooth]

I notte so siurre..... poore woman.                       

 

[Morgan Crewed]

So, that link yiou provided was to World Daily News Report.  Did you see their logo at the top right of the page?  Or any of the other implausible articles?

 

[Son of a Sailor]

So, that link yiou provided was to World Daily News Report.  Did you see their logo at the top right of the page?  Or any of the other implausible articles?

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Not for nothing but the alleged legitimate "news" sources aren't much better these days.

 

[Ed Lada]

So, that link yiou provided was to World Daily News Report.  Did you see their logo at the top right of the page?  Or any of the other implausible articles?

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You would think that the bit about making love to a fire hydrant, let alone in the middle of winter, would have been a big tip off.   :lol:

 

[RedTuna]

So, that link yiou provided was to World Daily News Report.  Did you see their logo at the top right of the page?  Or any of the other implausible articles?

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You might want to go back through this entire thread looking for WNDR articles.  Not that I've posted any...

 

[Ed Lada]

You might want to go back through this entire thread looking for WNDR articles.  Not that I've posted any...

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Hey, even though the 'B' is missing on the sign, I've read legitimate news stories that when Florida gets the occasional freeze, the cold blooded iguanas get stiff and fall out of trees!

 

[pbd]

Ist that babey named Brandey?

You're a fine girl

What a good wife you would be.

 

[Point Break]

I bet even PB hasn’t seen that.  

Nope…….can’t say that I have!  :lol:

We did have one gal in her 40’s I think - a frequent flyer - that about once or twice a month would call 911 and say she didn’t feel well, then take off all her clothes and lay just inside the front door face up and spread eagle toward the door. She would pretend to be unconscious right up till she was about to get transported or get an IV and then suddenly miraculously wake up and refuse transport. It was always fun when we’d have a rookie who wasn’t aware of the game and make him go in first and then dally a little outside so he’d be in there alone for a minute or so. Priceless. 

 

[slap]

Nope…….can’t say that I have!  :lol:

We did have one gal in her 40’s I think - a frequent flyer - that about once or twice a month would call 911 and say she didn’t feel well, then take off all her clothes and lay just inside the front door face up and spread eagle toward the door. She would pretend to be unconscious right up till she was about to get transported or get an IV and then suddenly miraculously wake up and refuse transport. It was always fun when we’d have a rookie who wasn’t aware of the game and make him go in first and then dally a little outside so he’d be in there alone for a minute or so. Priceless. 

And that will be in the movie version of the book.