Grande Mastere Dreade
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a friend had a cat that wasn't the friendliest of critters , his wife got a chihuahua that seemed to be on perpetual amphetamines.. when I was over at his house, the chihuahua wouldn't get near me because i was a stranger, the cat would come and sit right next to me on the couch so he could get away from the dog.. we got along pretty well after that because we both hated that dog..A friends new wife bought two of those nasty things - without a word to him.
When they brought it up I looked at her and said "What did he ever do to you?"
He said "That's what I said".