LONQR 2

[SloopJonB]

That's pretty much hitting the broadside of a barn.

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

x

 

[Point Break]

Darn earthquakes!

 

[Tunnel Rat]

x

No way I would be that calm!

 

[hobot]

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[justsomeguy!]

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I'd eat it.

 

[SloopJonB]

x

I hope someone lost their job over that one.

 

[Point Break]

e

I'd eat it.

i have……

 

[Tunnel Rat]

e

i have……

...... because of.......?

 

[Snaggletooth]

Hungrey.... duh

 

[justsomeguy!]

Hungrey.... duh

It's the greatest condiment.

 

[Point Break]

...... because of.......?

Sometimes you eat what you have…….

 

[slap]

 

[slap]

Where crazy ex's come from:

 

[VWAP]

 

[VWAP]

'World's most modified man' becomes 'first ever person' to split hand in half

Marcelo "B-boy" De Souza Ribeiro spent years transforming his body with over 1,500 tattoos across his skin, as well as various body modifications. He's thought to be the most modified man in the world

www.dailystar.co.uk

 

[Marcjsmith]

I’m sure there’s a “your moms dildo in use” joke in there somewhere

 

[Your Mom]

I’m sure there’s a “your moms dildo in use” joke in there somewhere

Leave me out of this.

 

[Lark]

The US doesn't have a monopoly on stupid, a Brazilian lawyer thought the warning didn't apply to him.

Leandro Mathias de Novaes took his mother for a scan at Laboratorio Cura in São Paulo, Brazil, on 16 January, Jam Press reports.

The 40-year-old is said to have failed to tell hospital workers that he had a gun on him after being told to remove all metal objects before entering the scanning room.

The magnetic field from the MRI scanner pulled the pro-gun lawyer’s weapon was pulled from his waistband and went off, shooting him in the tummy.

He passed away on 6 February after battling for his life in at the São Luiz Morumbi Hospital.