mckenzie.keith
Aspiring Anarchist
When I first read about the chicken gun many years ago, IIRC, they were using live anesthetized birds.
Finding the boats is easy. Check any marina. Getting permission is hard. But do we need permission? We are doing science here. Saving many peoples' lives in the long run.The problem, is finding sacrificial boats to test.
The fake but funny story is when the French were testing the TGV train, they called Boeing who told them how they tested airliner cockpit windows with chickens fired from a compressed air gun.When I first read about the chicken gun many years ago, IIRC, they were using live anesthetized birds.
Dead birds, not frozen. I expect there's a MIL spec.When I first read about the chicken gun many years ago, IIRC, they were using live anesthetized birds.
The new whales can be motorized; they will be a new breed of whale, a "zonker" whale. The sperm whales will find them and take them along on their migrations: "What is that Dad?" "Don't be stupid, it's a zonker whale" "Humans are trying to to change our DNA. Zonker whales they say, mellow as jello!"Good thinking "Whale Injury Mitigation - Effects of Varied Hull Forms". Then whack it with bigger and bigger boats. That's got to be worth some serious cash. Should the whale be a big rectangle? Does it really need to be whale shaped?
We'd need a big mold. Perhaps a cylindrical whale? Borrow a fuel tanker truck that is due to be scrapped. This idea has promise.
You know that’s a fake story cuz no French company would ever, EVER call Boeing.The fake but funny story is when the French were testing the TGV train, they called Boeing who told them how they tested airliner cockpit windows with chickens fired from a compressed air gun.
The French called back and said the chickens went right through their super strong train window.
Long pause.
Boeing engineer "did you thaw the chickens?"
The boat that was struck and sunk on the return from the Pac Cup was hit in the side... don't think that will be influencing any design criteria, either.
We always go looking for the technological solution to what is fundamentally a social problem. Has anyone tried talking to the whales?
I for one would like to hear the other side of this story.
Holy crap, what a story. Thanks, I hadn't read it before.And this one during a Baha-haha
And an added benefit is you can pull them out of the water when the orcas swarm you.these rudders are good enough for the fastes monohulls of our times - why would they not be good enough for a cruising boat?
& for the "end-plate-freaks" they could be made with endplates too)
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